@BeatenSquid's (Cal Marley) most faved Tweets...
What is it about Twitter that makes me want to come on here with nothing to say? I know, I'll follow my buddy's lead: Fuck.
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@BakeMyFish You do it cause you are always stoned. have to run. Have a good time. Get some stars. Loser.
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No. i just wanted to check how many people responded to my follow thing. Dude, lots. Cool. I have 79 now. Take it easy.
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@BakeMyFish Busy with the kids and band. I ain't that funny. Love reading these people. funny. I just stopped in. Tweet tweet.
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@BakeMyFish Well, I just came on before bed to check out how much I'm kicking your ass. Goodnight, buttsteak. Girls, he's a perv.
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Some of these pictures of you ladies are pretty nice. Guys, eh. The animals are cute also. Cartoons are funny.
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@Boner_Stabone @BakeMyFish suggested I follow you. You make my tummy hurt. I'll take a dump and cowboy up.
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@BakeMyFish Dude. Check ouot @DeputyJayner. She just started following me. Think she's real? Hubba, hubba.
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All this whining about the cost of the iPhone upgrade is starting to sound a little bourgeois. Ask the peasants if they’re upset.
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@BakeMyFish Dude, I'm back. Talking about me when I'm gone. Your tweets are gross. That stuff is allowed?
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@goolia00 You passed my test. I give you an A. Come to my office to discuss it. Wear something revealing, with 5-inch heels.
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