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I live in constant terror that the other person in the conversation will suddenly ask me what their name is.
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Oh. My. God. Becky. Look. At. The. Sky. That's. Not. Normal. Becky. I'm. scared. Becky. Becky? BECKY? ＢＥＣＫＹ
Saying "everything is offensive to somebody" to justify being a dick is like saying "you can't prevent ALL fires" to justify smoking in bed.
No one blogs like Gaston / Twitpics dogs like Gaston / No one has a collection of pogs like Gaston's.
At its heart, Back To The Future is a revisionist history about black people learning Rock 'n' Roll from white people.
Of the four dimensions I could've spent my life being pushed inexorably forward through, I guess "time" isn't the worst.
I'm rubber, you're glue, Kevin's glass, that lady over there is Kevlar, it's all here in my notes.
Remember—you can't spell "Libertarian" without "the public schools that taught you to spell."
Billie Jean / is not my lover / and Troy is played / by @donaldglover / Singing facts / that I discover / I'm out of rhymes / but I recover
Obama, crouched motionless behind the sofa, heard Boehner's footsteps draw near. He took a deep breath and shifted his grip on the Pokéball.
#FF A bot that takes tweets and replaces "ironic" with "erotic" RT @ironic_erotic I find it funny and erotic how people drift apart.
"There's no 'I' in 'team'." "No, but there's a 'u' in 'people who apparently don't understand how orthography relates to meaning'."
Women! Always trying to steal your magical kayak that works on land, amirite? This one woman, anyway. Oh jeez she's gaining *paddles faster*
TOP STORY: Is Social Media Not a New Thing? Is It Just People, Talking, Like They Always Do, With The Same Upsides And Downsides As Before?
Pleasure to meet you! This is my daughter, Renesmee Apnea Kanyesdottir Fourthmeal Esurance.
