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Nicholai
For a culture so young that is has the privilege of learning from our old mistakes, America sure does invent a lot of new ones.
@Nicholai
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Jan_ica
Of all the people on all the island, that one existing mosquito had to bite me.
@Jan_ica
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SlappNuttz
Has anyone ever overdosed on weed?



I'm asking for my paranoia.
@SlappNuttz
GPappalardo
Some GOP lawmaker said we have Abortion On-Demand? Is that a new service from Netflix?
@GPappalardo
Freakdad
OH: "...Judy was a great server. She offered continuous service periodically."

The fuck does that mean? Non-stop service once in a while?
@Freakdad
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blondediva11
The only inner beauty I need is you inner me.
@blondediva11
1surlygurl
The first rule of Typo Club, I am to be addressed as 'Your Eminence'.
@1surlygurl
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tammyphinney
I keep drinking these skinny lattes, but it doesn't appear to be working.
@tammyphinney
cravenheart
Why's everyone watching Kill Bill?
@cravenheart
JephKelley
Businesses need to keep up with trends. Today I saw kids selling lemonade to raise money for Haiti. Um, hello, that was like two months ago.
@JephKelley
thefemmenoir
Which part of the Y chromosome is responsible for douchebaggery?
@thefemmenoir
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trixieboots
@brianbolter UCLA Woot! Oh, they didn't make the tourney. UCSB Woot! Oh, they're out. UCSC Woot! Oh, they're communists. Damn, I'm 0 for 3.
@trixieboots in reply to brianbolter
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NikiWithIssues
So racism is the new black?
@NikiWithIssues
gunthergreen
Little League = MILF Mother Lode
@gunthergreen
Thaozilla
My cats have been contorting themselves on one another for days now. On an unrelated note: why are there paw prints on my kama sutra books?
@Thaozilla
brianbolter
Jason Kidd or Grant Hill? Jason Kidd. #Dukesucks
@brianbolter
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Thaozilla
Sorry I've been away for the last few days. I've been busy building a perpetual motion machine. When I'm done, free porn for everyone!
@Thaozilla
Thaozilla
Note to self: Remember to violate one of the laws of thermodynamics.
@Thaozilla
plaid_lemur
A volcano erupted near Eyjafjallajokull, Iceland, which is coincidentally the same exact sound you make while running away from a volcano.
@plaid_lemur
bitterpuss
There's snow on my crocus. No, that's not a euphemism for Betty White's petrified old lady bits, there really is spring snow in my yard.
@bitterpuss
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