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I applied for a liquor license for a Scooter Bar, because Nerds need a place to get drunk and beat the shit out of each other, too.
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Hey Twitter, why don't you just give out our addresses to all the fucking lunatics stalking people? This new feature is bullshit. Idiots.
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Robert De Niro will play Vince Lombardi in the movie “Lombardi.”
Mickey Rourke is slated to play me in “Internet Loser.”
Mickey Rourke is slated to play me in “Internet Loser.”
You say “potato.”
I say “potahto.”
You say “tomato.”
I say, “Fuck you, I don’t want to play anymore.”
I say “potahto.”
You say “tomato.”
I say, “Fuck you, I don’t want to play anymore.”
Neil Patrick Harris' next appearance will be at the Glory Hole Book Store on Castro Street.
He'll be the one with the fold-away teeth.
He'll be the one with the fold-away teeth.
Whenever I see a pair of sneakers draped over a wire, I wonder what happened to the feet that were in them.
"NO BANNED LANGUAGE. Fuck, cunt, motherfucker… All allowed. It’s for adults, not kids." http://altfave.org/blog/
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I'm producing a movie titled "Precocious." About a 9 year old kid who convinces everyone he's 24 and gets laid via Twitter. You're in it.
Everyone gives Sarah Jessica Parker a hard time for the horse face. I think it's more of a pony face.
I need to acknowledge you wonderful people. I'm getting so many DMs, with all of you encouraging me. Nancy is fine in all ways.
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The ultimate death is to have your partner holding your head in his/her arms as you expire with words of love on his/her lips.
I know my persona is naughty and dirty. I'm so happily married and devoted I would never stray. Unfollow now if you expect anything else.
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