Flyers penalty to #48 Daniele Briere, two minutes for having a worse playoff mustache than a white trash 16 year old girl. #Sabres

Give #Canes credit for having the All Simpsons team. Skinner and McBain on the ice and 15,000 Groundskeeper Willies in the stands. #Sabres

If @bradriter loses 'Best Local Radio Personality' to Janet Snyder, I'm never reading Artvoice again. (Never actually read it before either)

18,690 heathen gathered together with beer and bunting- this is the true meaning of Easter. #Sabres #PleaseWin

Danny Briere bought a farm in Niagara county to prevent Verizon from building a new data center there. #UntrueBriereFacts

While WGR has roundtable of their "experts", @bradriter has Ted Black. Another win in the war against corporate radio. @weck1230

"Only 2 things make my blood boil, religious fanaticism & animal cruelty. I cheer when matadors gets gored to death, fuck him" Ricky Gervais

@scottymcss Big crowd will be tailgating at a food truck in front of Bass Pro, ready to jump off new Peace Bridge when they draft an OG.

"When we win the Stanley Cup, there will also be a parade in Rochester." How can you not love Ted Black? #Sabres #Amerks

Buffalo: If you think our shirtless congressman is sexy, you should see Cheektowaga #Buffslogan

"Pominville got rubbed out in the corner by Zajac" #ThatsWhatRickSaid #HappyEndingCorner #Sabres

Blame Rome for the late and irresponsible hit, blame the league for letting these hits keep happening and blame macho NHL culture. Terrible

Why hockey fans are the best fans @texas_gal: Sorry, Green Men- you've just been outdone. RT @edofev: Boobs! #canucks http://bit.ly/jY1ROS

Working hard to fight improved quality of life? RT @mayorbyronbrown: We’re working hard to fight blight, crime, and improved quality of life

Did anyone else see the photo in ESPN magazine of the matador taking a bull's horn right through the chin and feel happy that the bull won?

Does seeing a picture of the President's team in their actual war room show how stupid it is to call an NFL draft room a "war room"? #Yes

Mike Vick "I wouldn't change one thing about my life, well maybe change the prison sentence from 18 to 5 months. " #PieceOfShitAsshole

To the guy sitting next to me, thanks for buying my tickets for $200 each and hope you're enjoying playing Words With Friends during action

There is a 89% chance that you will enjoy 75% of his show, but only on days he's giving 110%. #FF @bradriter

You know a city doesn't deserve a hockey team when the "fanbase" is scared to come to games where the opposing fans might be mean. #Canes