Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Jay-Z yelling "You're welcome!" at the stage while holding a glass of Hennessey is the best thing that will happen tonight.
BREAKING: CNN is reporting that 2 Chainz has in fact pulled up to the scene with his ceiling missing. Stay tuned for updates.
"Hi, I'm Gavin Rossdale of Bush. But there's nothing "Bush" about 9/11."
*looks at script*
"Are you sure this is right?"
*George Bush nods*
Casey Anthony just air-fived O.J. Simpson's spirit animal.
I'd rather have pieces of wet bread covered in spiders fired at me from a pitching machine than ever participate in another group text.
"What's cooler than being cool?"
"I can't hear you! I said, what's hot enough to melt steel beams!"
NOT BURNING JET FUEL!
Odds Dickey wins the Cy Young on a 4th place Mets team? 500-to-1? 10,000-to-1?
Can someone give the Knicks an updated list of players in the NBA? I feel like the only resource they have is a copy of NBA Jam from 1998.
Filled out my bracket for next year's NCAA tournament. Don't have a clue who the other 63 teams will be, but I picked Kansas to win it all.
Liquor elitists are the worst. Umm bro if I wanna be a grown man and drink vodka that tastes like fruit loops, then I will.
You can go and fuck yourself if you were one of the people that were able to get Killers tickets in the 14 seconds they were on sale.
i still be plottin on the low schemin on the low watching Love Actually on Netflix on the low gently sobbin on the low
Sext: You wanna see a dead body?
I need to shoot a pork roll, egg and cheese straight into my veins right now.
Writer for FlipCollective and http://Football.com. Craftsman of words/cheese. Lover. Friend. Humanitarian. Karaoke enthusiast.