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Fatman's greatest enemy is The Griddler.
I immediately regret this bobcat.
From far enough away, every nun looks like Glenn Close.
I'd like to think Osama Bin Laden died with "It's Raining Men" stuck in his head.
#removeoneletterfilms Ho Fuzz (documentary about the personal grooming habits of prostitutes)
I still like 'Eye Of The Tiger', but it might just be my Survivor guilt
Ghost just straightened out my shirt.
I'd hate to be the last person still on Twitter when the check comes.
#bookdrinks The Red Stripe of Courage
There's a retrospective of Carl Sagan's turtlenecks at the Smithsonian if you're desperate for something to do tonight.
Did nobody tell Beyonce and Jay-Z that Ivy Blue Carter sounds an awful lot like Ivy blew Carter?
R.E.M. are from Georgia but not one of them has a southern accent. WTF?
Couldn't believe my wife didn't know Vanilla Ice's movie 'Cool As Ice' til I remembered we both died on the Titanic #HilariousHashTagGame
"Ray Liotta deserves better." - Ray Liotta's mom
I just remembered how terrible circus peanuts taste. What's worse is that I want some now.
I'm running out of ways to press my breasts together suggestively.
Luke Skywalker being attracted to his sister kinda makes sense if you've seen his porn collection.
What time do I need to set my clock back to so I can make sure my parents never meet?
Jackals picking at my corpse tickles!
"Oh, beehive!" - bee Austin Powers