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Guys... we cant #HelpFindKara, until we #StopKony.
Girl's got her priorities straight and her followers in mind. Throwing down a tweet as shes getting kidnapped. Now that's twitter dedication
I wet my tooth brush. Apply tooth paste. Then I wet it again. #OnlyWay
Seeing everyone pretend to give a shit about today really sickens me. True emotion comes from inside, not a tweet or a facebook status.
Dear Mrs. Elwood l, I'm going to that party in Bound Brook....
I want a girl that doesn't get fucked up every weekend. Ladies need to step it up. You're all sluts.
I just become an Eagle Scout
I will take a shot of Captain for every Retweet this tweet gets.
Branchburg moms gotta stop being so butt hurt all the time. Just cause your vagina no longer works, doesn't mean you can ruin everyones life
You're not popular, your vagina is
PROTIP: Chicken Nuggets taste better when they're shaped like dinosaurs.