“@uberfacts: Fidel Castro has slept with over 35,000 women.”
MY NIGGA!

It's really fucking annoying when my friends lie to me. Fuck you.

All I’ve got left are these handfuls of fuck you and man, that's never enough.

I hate the way I get when I can’t handle bad news. It feels like I’ve been an asshole for months.

I guess I'll be honest, I could use you around.

I'm super late on Wildlife.

I need a bitch to feed me grapes.

For the rest of the night. http://t.co/qEZws4RP

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH ALL THIS SPAM FUCK YOU WALMART FUCKS.

I just need a pop punk edge gurllllll. LOVE ME THE FUCK DOWN.

The @xstrology tweets are shitty as fuck.

I will never understand how people can just hookup with each other. That's just not me. I end up caring too much for that person.

I've got nothing to show for these dead end dreams.

KEEP MY GODDAMN NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. YOU’RE JUST A SHADE OF GREY!

I just need a nice pop punk girl.

Cuddling, I like that shit.