@stats_canada 21% prefer the one with the Chinese man who changes his mind about hockey when he comes to see his grandson play

Conan the Calgarian #canadianactionmovies

Russia-Switzerland is 2-2 late in the 2nd, if you can watch this, you should. Switzerland plays like a team of Canadian grinders

Thank you Rainbow Resource Centre, and everyone who came together, amazing rally against homophobia and in support of #bill18 #mbpoli

I'm not sure of the reason for the sudden Leafs collapse. There is no Reimer reason to it.

Why does that guy say "My Manitoba is catching a local band in DOWNTOWN Winnipeg" while he's standing in front of the Toad? @ctvwinnipeg

In other news, I hear CJOB has an opening for a fishing show host.

99% of French-Canadians know that an old baguette doubles as an effective baseball bat @stats_canada

Oh wow RT @kenjennings: Everybody get your hurricane jokes out TODAY while it's just killing Haitians and not white people yet

I'm 20 feet away from someone in a bunny costume who voted for Putin and she's justifying why she would do such a thing #surreal

@eclairekd You could release a rap album called E.C.-Duz-It, though http://t.co/K5HE0rWc

@chrisguest I was thinking she sounded like Lisa Loeb so I searched to see if anyone had tweeted that, and you're the only one. Good call

I vote Yes. @winnipegsun http://t.co/6fUxIJN8

@eclairekd It didn't work out, we just had different molar values.

Twitter evidence that at least two people in Winnipeg participated in #kony2012

The desire to not be American is as good a reason to form a country as any.

My first cousin in the #bcndp and I joined the NDP independently of each other and before we even knew each other. This might be genetic.

The guy who was hitting Billy Corgan in the head & taking guitar shots is now the Sr. Mktg Director of Cirque du Soleil

#np Geto Boys "Still" aka the Office Space destroy the fax machine song

My new Twitter bio pays tribute to one of the authors of my formative years, Ayn Rand. (seriously)