@BenDougherty's (Benjamin Dougherty) most faved Tweets...
At a meeting about community service and I want to stand up and say "I don't care! Cocktails anyone?"
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SassyGirlTNRoxetteMabellontammyphinney
"I think I liked you better when I thought you were a virgin..." #overheard
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kristenoversixThaozillaRoxetteMabellon
Every recipe should come with an estimated # of glasses of wine to be consumed while cooking the recipe! (Oh! and a playlist of mood music!)
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amynicole21RoxetteMabellon
Never use the microphone as a phallic substitute in a hand gesture when giving a best man speech.
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kristenoversix
Getting ready to boil authentic new england lobster! I love vacation! http://myloc.me/hPiH
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Trick_or_tweet
Him: "There's nothing worse than a smart ass." Me: "Yes there is. A dumb-ass."
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kristenoversix
"I caught a small-mouth!" "What have you been doing with her that you know she has a small mouth?" "Fish...not woman..."
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kristenoversix
I heard a priest call eucharistic adoration a fetish worship today...ha ha... (sound of a cricket)
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joeschmitt