@zachmundell #perfection lol

#dragrace #Untucked y'all are too late with a Coco sympathy #pinkbox. She's a less likable phi phi

@geniegene_ps too little too late -.-

@comcast is there a reason why you guys can't play one episode of @rupaulsdragrace without the signal cutting out? It's only this show.

@zachmundell hells yes

Woken up by a loud conversation "I only do heroin once a week". Ok.

So I just found Holly Golightly's apartment from Breakfast at Tiffany's. I just earned a gay degree or somet  http://instagr.am/p/UjrMWwi4pO/ 

I must be the only one that doesn't find Leonardo Dicaprio to be sexy. He looks like a dad at a little league game.

Why do I still feel embarrassed about things that happened when I was a kid?

“@alexisation: @benhellekson mlisscrain #newyears2013  http://instagr.am/p/T7kMB5jZYw/ ” why yes. I was a squirrel that night for a brief period of time

If you wanted to be here you would be

We all know that one guy that sucks at something but no one has the heart to tell him.

No shade to anyone that has one but anytime I see tongue rings I assume you got that in the 30 seconds a dick wasn't in your mouth.

Smoking a cigarette and eating a salad. Clearly I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

We goin all the way this time

@oscardguzman just another day in cedarworld. #datass hypnotizing all the rednecks

It's a sad morning when you realize that the emotional investment you make in others isn't always returned.

Maybe I'm unrealistic because realism is fucking depressing.

Coworkers pug came for a visit at work today. Puggies melt me :D #pugs  http://instagr.am/p/SOxvLJi4tk/ 

Beers, bars, and muscle cars