Fergie retires, Rooney wants to leave, billionaires want to buy a stake in LFC, rumours around Eriksen.. Would be great if it was all true.

“@ponderthepoint: Another reason why #RileyyIsAMeff: http://t.co/vttBvQlx” hhahaha

This is one of the best 'below this tweets' I've seen haha, always good when they're related! http://t.co/MoXDvIo4

'What's changed since last year?'
'Well I've developed my sob story'

“@nezik_keshto: "@433chris: http://t.co/Mf3NBy2l < United fans drooling over Suarez before we signed him"” Oh this is too good!

Mrs Browns Boys is possibly the shittest, most unfunny, pointless piece of crap I've ever seen

It's a sad fact that if the abuse towards Tom Daley was towards any 'normal' person then the police/media wouldn't of taken any notice

I'm literally ashamed. What state was I in to send this to my mum http://t.co/VJZYOQio

Exam period is the most depressing period of the year, cannot wait until it's over

I really like Brad Jones, highly underrated

Can't believe Good Cop was only 4 episodes! Definitely the best thing I've seen all year

“@scouserevo: Hahaha this is fucking boss pic.twitter.com/rTWgzhDuIn” @huwedwards94

Hahahah this (one-sided) banter with dragon taxis is brilliant.. pic.twitter.com/BxvmQ63kTo

Leonardo DiCaprio is such a good actor. And he has a cool name

I know this Riley thing has been put to bed now, but I did piss myself at this http://t.co/BpVNIbUc

@oceanacardiff @glamnightclub Glam would be better if it wasn't for their dick head bouncer Steve, he ruins it

If your watching Towie now instead of the closing ceremony then just end yourself

I hope my nan is the person that's won the 148.6 million

@jacklowe16 @rileyy_69 I'm sure he's already wanted by many for being the biggest bellend on Twitter

Perfectly illustrates why I detest Facebook so much http://t.co/z96sRoFf