It's our 7th birthday, making it very timely that you can now get your archive from all those years, in any language:  http://twitter.com/twitter/status/314875925953130497 …

At this difficult time when a continental disaster is cynically politicized, search Twitter for "@sarahpalinusa fuck you". It's like poetry.

With an iPhone now able to natively order its own replacement, I fear we've slipped a little closer toward the robot enslavement apocalypse.

Twitter down for you right now? Fear not, we open sourced our JavaScript component framework so you can build your own.  http://twitter.github.com/flight/ 

Oh for fucks sake. We may as well just "consider replacing all HTML tags with <derp>" http://t.co/LpXZx5b3

So, here’s the pitch: Gigantic Underworld steampunk rave. If they’d only said that at the beginning we’d never have doubted it for a moment.

GoogleIO selling out is no surprise when you consider it remains the cheapest way to get a Android development device without a 2y contract.

So, we built more Twitter. For your website. Timelines and tweet boxes, embeddable on web and mobile. Also, I am tired. http://t.co/4oRmoJfj

#benwardfree

“We've abandoned core values that used to be fundamental to the web world” A very powerful, striking piece by @anildash  http://dashes.com/anil/2012/12/the-web-we-lost.html …

New Tweet and Follow buttons, Embeddable Tweets for websites, and an oEmbed API endpoint for Tweets. Hope you like it. http://t.co/xKfAhBvu

Well, now that I'm safely through immigration, I think I can finally ask: America? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

NBC cut the victims of terrorism tribute because they were “tailoring for the US audience.” Are you fucking kidding me? http://t.co/LUIl2Nwo

And so, in 2011, the #superbowl half time show proved once and for all that Twitter was the greatest tool ever invented for disaster relief.

TODO: Go back in time, distract @chrismessina, invent /slashtags. Return, and rejoice in how much less fucked our URL routing code would be.

iScrob is an iPod-replacement media player for iPhone that Scrobbles. This makes me impossibly happy. http://iscrob.com/

Slides from my pragmatic JS performance presentation at #owc4. Not perfect without notes so will look into a write up: https://t.co/iJfZcgk1

Increasingly convinced that @anm is running an entire shadow company inside of Twitter.

In line with an industry mandate to hire ‘rockstars’ I'm fixing bugs with two lines of cocaine. There's blood absolutely everywhere. Oh God.

State of our office: A turntable, a Sega Genesis, a fridge of expensive beer, @iano reclined on a couch. Are we ‘brogramming’? No. Fuck off.