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@arielwaldman OMG I JUST DID VIEW SOURCE ON THE UNIVERSE AND IT USES TABLES FOR LAYOUT.
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A motorcycle just overtook the Yahoo Shuttle bus with licence plate 'KTHXBAI'. Presumably on it's way to jump a shark.
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Upon reflection, my favourite moment in the Apple keynote was when they didn't announce Flash support on the iPhone. That was awesome.
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The ice caps might not melt so fast if NASA would just stop measuring them with lasers. We all saw what happened to Alderaan. Not cool.
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I visit the Flickr Help forums because reading the entitled whining of a never-satisfied, self-absorbed mob helps satisfy my liberal guilt.
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Reading about Google Buzz. Two years later, the world is still divided into "Services without granular location disclosure" and "Fire Eagle"
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If each standalone piece of content in your "web app" isn't addressable with a proper URL, is your app really part of the *web* at all?
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The Tweeteorites stream is like the Twitter friend's retweets page, but with better content. Absurd this isn't native: http://is.gd/8thGa
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I want pizza. I want pizza delivered to my face.
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OH: "That wasn't a slap. That was a face-high-five."
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I support open standards based web applications, sure. But Google can pry proper, UI-rich native apps from my cold dead fingers.
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I dreamt I worked for Twitter. They didn't have offices; they worked from luxury boats in the bay.Didn't sleep long enough to fix pagination
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Was late this morning because I lost my wallet. Was all day wondering if I'd left it in a store. I just found it. Under some cake. Shut up.
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The typography on this Jumbotron is terrible… I mean, WHOO! YE-AH! TOUCHDOWN!


But seriously, that looked like Marker Felt. What the fuck?!
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Pandemic? I'll believe it when pigs fly.

When they do, the avian-swine flu hybrid will definitely wipe us out.
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Would it be cruel to use “[sic]” when quoting someone who used a single hyphen instead of an em-dash?
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Spent a sizable chunk of my evening replacing 6 lines of PHP code with about 120 lines of XML. Because apparently it's the future.
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So it turns out you can't build a tablet computer entirely from hot air and egotism. Shouting a Crunchpad into existence really didn't work?
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OH: Intellectually I understand that hollandaise sauce is just a pound of butter melted down w/ vinegar. But emotionally, I just don't care.
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