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I'm sending myself nude snap chats
Does anybody else see the irony of Will Smith presenting 'Best Film'?
The Kevin Spacey award for taking your mother to the Oscars goes to Kevin Spacey
Jared Leto is my dream girl
What's your favourite place to ever eat? A restaurant or Crabshack?
Show idea: CSI: Crabshack
Show idea: Downton Crabshack
My favourite film of all time is probably 'Cling'
I've put too many clothes on today, 3 layers, uurgh seriously I'm sweating like an African child whose village is being visited by Madonna
Decided it was time to break up with Adele. The public needs a new album. You're welcome.
Just updated my Tumbler with the latest gif's
Doing a double shift at Macy Gray's today. I tried to walk away but I stumbled. That's all for today!!!
Really excited about Super Bowl this year
I really don't see the point of Arizona
I've been sat in the same public toilet for over 3 days because I don't want anybody to hear my poop splash. Send water.