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Oh cool, they're letting Zooey Deschanel and OJ Simpson do the half time show this year.
I don't want to ruin Christmas 2015 for you but I'm thinking theatre tokens as gifts
Do you want to come over to mine and throw rocks at blockbuster Video?
Life doesn't get an better than when you look back into the toilet bowl and see that you've created a James Gandolfini.
Put Nicky back in his cage Bernard and comb your hair in your own garage
My grandpa refers to his balls as a droopy sack of love poison because he smokes crystal meth
The gunk in my plug hole can legally buy alcohol in the U.S
Wearing my barn dance polo neck sweater
Thinking about getting laid in 2010
My kid turns three in a month. Those without children will go 'Awwwwww'. Those with, will just give me 'that' look, then walk away
The Olympics but with geography teachers
Getting really into ratchet anime lately
I smell like nail polish
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