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No matter how quickly I pedal on the stationary bike I cannot escape celebrity splash
Can't wait to get home to my coffee. I mean family.
I've never met you, and this is crazy, but help me obi wan Kenobi, your my only hope
Oh, bullet in the face. Well played television
Your past may shape who you are, but it can only dictate it if you let it
I guess, since I'm schroedinger's inventory controller they may or may not be my pallets
Does anyone else do that thing where you pick up a broken piece of pallet board, and immediately look around for a vampire #justme
Apple should make a face mounted computer that ties around your head called the iPatch
Yeah, I watched 20 minutes of tv presented by Tom Waterhouse and I agree, we should light him on fire
Imagine all the judges giving the semifrodo a baggins
Why are tweets 140 characters, and profiles 160? #lifesmysteries