No matter how quickly I pedal on the stationary bike I cannot escape celebrity splash

Can't wait to get home to my coffee. I mean family.

I've never met you, and this is crazy, but help me obi wan Kenobi, your my only hope

@unseeingeyes I don't agree with everything you espouse. I certainly agree on this

Oh, bullet in the face. Well played television

Your past may shape who you are, but it can only dictate it if you let it

@unseeingeyes @raylusk thinking is generally frowned upon in our society

I guess, since I'm schroedinger's inventory controller they may or may not be my pallets

#mmmbop

Does anyone else do that thing where you pick up a broken piece of pallet board, and immediately look around for a vampire #justme

@caitthelawyer I thought the point of adelaide was to get out of adelaide #occupyadelaide

Apple should make a face mounted computer that ties around your head called the iPatch

@lokified everyone's depression is different I reckon. And I think it is par for the course to see others problems as real and yourself...

@lokified ...as whiny. That's been my observation anyway.

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@farrm51 @theaviator1992 you misspelled moron

Yeah, I watched 20 minutes of tv presented by Tom Waterhouse and I agree, we should light him on fire

@theaviator1992 I think it has reached the point where it is not up to our politicians. They cannot be trusted. It is up to us #4corners

Imagine all the judges giving the semifrodo a baggins

@argzombies @thisdisgrace well played