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No matter how quickly I pedal on the stationary bike I cannot escape celebrity splash
Can't wait to get home to my coffee. I mean family.
I've never met you, and this is crazy, but help me obi wan Kenobi, your my only hope
Oh, bullet in the face. Well played television
Your past may shape who you are, but it can only dictate it if you let it
I guess, since I'm schroedinger's inventory controller they may or may not be my pallets
Apple should make a face mounted computer that ties around your head called the iPatch
... if I never read another article about how men are too lazy and stupid to be trusted with contraceptive pill it will be too soon
Why are tweets 140 characters, and profiles 160? #lifesmysteries