Your words made my heart beat again..

Everyone has their own definition of sexy . . . find yours and own that bitch

Everything in life can be as you want it, &you feel love, feel happiness. And then you meet someone, &realize, they just may be your bliss.

Every once in a while you talk to someone who understands what every smile means and your day gets a little better.

We should all be laying in a kiddie pool full of margaritas right now.

I don't want you to want me for my brains and I don't want you to want me for my body. I want you to want me because I'm me.

Fuck burping the alphabet I can burp an entire black sabbath album.

Is it just me or is everyone an asshole?

Just saw a cute little old couple walking into the grocery store holding hands. I can't even be cynical about that. So sweet.

Learning to love yourself will be one of the hardest things you ever do in life

Live tweeting my night alone, so no, I can't hang out real life friends.

On a scale of 1 to gofuckyourself, spraying food bits on me because you can't keep your chatty, chomping piehole shut easily tops the chart.

Never leave your heart unattended.

If you're feeling like nobody loves you; ask yourself this question: Am I TOO sexy?
I think you've got your answer..

I miss Stevie Ray Vaughn. The wrong ones die man.

Whistling the saxaphone riff from Baker Street is annoying my co-workers apparently.

Stop testing people, stop playing games, and appreciate those who choose to be your friend or partner.

Yes mother fucker I am having my own personal Metallica concert. Stare harder. I shall charge you. A fee. Because entertainment and shit.

I really feel sorry for my sons guitar teacher. I'll be hanging out drinking PBR and yelling Freebird!!!!

Look… all I’m saying is, if you can’t even play a kazoo, you should stop acting like an expert on which musicians “suck.”