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All I do in class is look at porn
I can't wait to celebrate this country's birth by violently vomiting all over its soil. #USA #ThreeManChants
Penn State needs a Joe Dirt statue to replace the Joe Pa one.
I swear all this Penn State talk is making me want to bang the shit out of a child.
The real question is how many children were conceived in the wave pool at Dorney Park?
Got caught dancing in the gym by some milf, could lead to big things, I'll keep you posted.
This semester ended faster than Kim and Chris Humphries marriage, also I have to work all summer like Django.
Half of Mexico's team already snuck into the United States.
Drop down and get your turkey on girl.
Fat sorority girls are my favorite
Uh oh tsunami warning in Alaska they better evacuate all 27 people.
I should of went to Harvard
Is it necessary for girls to dress like they are apart of twerk team when going to Musik Fest?
Tonight's game is going to be wild. Its like summer you just have to beat the Heat.™
If I ever have a bad day I always cheer myself up by saying "at least I don't live in New Jersey."
Milfs are all about that Starbucks life
Can't wait for the women's tourney to start! Just kidding women's sports are irrelevant.