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These ladies want a guy with swag :/
"Ya, you can find me on the back of jacked up tailgate." Sir, you & your friends have to leave. This is an Albertson's parking lot
"I would love to try out Gamefly, but I'll need to find moms credit card"- 100% of customers interested in Gamefly
It's 10 am? Whatever, grab a Platinum, bro.
Sext: I am the atmosphere. You are CO2 emissions. We mingle. Things begin to get hot
Assuming cellphone networks follow an exponential growth pattern, we should all be communicating on 500g by February 2040
Does anybody know where I can find some cheap humor
RT and I will eat cinnamon
~*~* OnLy GoD CaN JuDgE mE *~*~
Welfare and healthcare are really starting to put a damper on natural selection
Buying thousands of twitter followers is pretty cool but how much does it cost for a billion followers
Hello welcome to the Chicago Blue M&M factory. We make blue
"Sorry, I actually transferred my soul into these pens. So no, you can't borrow one." -everybody, today
Senior year.. now its OUR turn to date all the freshman hotties #statutory #smatutory
The polo pocket tee tells me you are both cool and original