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What fascist law says u have to be in the pool before peeing ur suit or ur "kicked out of the resort" + "an embarrassment to our family"
"Ya, you can find me on the back of jacked up tailgate." Sir, you & your friends have to leave. This is an Albertson's parking lot
I get personal satisfaction from complete strangers accomplishments so needless to say watching the ESPY awards is like Christmas
It's 10 am? Whatever, grab a Platinum, bro.
Sext: I am the atmosphere. You are CO2 emissions. We mingle. Things begin to get hot
Assuming cellphone networks follow an exponential growth pattern, we should all be communicating on 500g by February 2040
Does anybody know where I can find some cheap humor
RT and I will eat cinnamon
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Squirrels have to defend their squirrel family's honor by getting as close to oncoming traffic as possible
Buying thousands of twitter followers is pretty cool but how much does it cost for a billion followers
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