An alternate reality where Guy Fieri goes to Dennys on every episode of DD&D and is always disappointed but doesn't realize its a franchise
The lady will have the salmon and I'll have a 69oz steak. That's right waiter, I'm a sex haver and this is a fuck date.
as a college student who enjoys humor, i really wish there was a website out there for me
hahaha I got an email from a twitter trust and support account because I tweeted Doritos and Metamucil saying I'm going to kill myself
My favourite part in Of Mice And Men was when Stuart got to ride a cute lil mouse bicycle.
mother of god, this thread: http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/proceed-dating-this-girl-who-is-in-mourn-vt148658.html … (cc: @boring_as_heck @Lowenaffchen)
You can't spell "shit boner lady" without "hitler"
Been doing some research on Lao Tzu's rod lately. Apparently he was well entao'd.
suicide prevention hotlines would have a 100% success rate if they just said "im lou beggin' ya not to kill yourself" then played mumbo no 5
@boring_as_heck http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/christmas-specific-game-vt152070.html#p729284 … we have real replies to the christmas thread, I repeat, real replies in the christmas thread
#RejectedPeanutsSpecials Diaper Skrillex Bog Dubstep Barnacle Jim, Charlie Brown
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me...
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