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New York subways shut down due to hurricane. People now forced to urinate in bathrooms.
#Santorum said Obama's agenda is "phony theology" because it's not "based on the Bible." Santorum needs to get laid & read the Constitution.
It's so windy in LA, people are now leaning to the right.
Women love the Oscar-nominated movie “The Artist,” because they get to watch a man say only two words in an hour and 40 minutes.
Ron Paul is the Betty White of politics.
The Lion, the Witch and the... eh...uh... #MoviesStarringRickPerry
Twinkies Sold for Over $60 on EBay. This is what happens when you legalize pot.
#Santorum vows crackdown on hardcore porn. Hey Ricky, if anyone is going to touch our porn, we're going to touch it ourselves.
I'M IN UR HOUSE #CandyHeartRejects
It's impressive Dick Cheney wrote a book. Typing with hooves must be a bitch.
Good news: Obama and Congress struck a deal to avoid debt crisis. Bad news: Entire country has to eat Ramen noodles for the next 4 years.
If you vote, then you can bitch.
If anyone asks how many miles are in the Indianapolis 500, you have the right to hit him over the head with a tire iron. #Indy500
#Santorum said that watching JFK’s speech in 1960 made him want to throw up. He was 2 at that time, so it could’ve been the strained peas.
Newt Gingrich is slowly going away, which means the antibiotics are working. #NewtGingrich
"Bachmann is out." Who knew this statement would apply to Mrs. Bachmann?
Cheetah the chimp sidekick in the Tarzan movies of the early 1930s has died at age 80. There goes the new story arc on "Hot in Cleveland".
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and your friends laugh at you.
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