@Bethc's (Beth Charlesworth) most faved Tweets...
Goddamn! I love a man with a beard on his face and whiskey on his breath.
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yppahiYayaarunaway_riot
Gosh! I'd like to double your entendre.
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ifindkarmamonikkabjoeschmitt
If you're like me & LOVED the film 'Up' then this is for you. Beautiful. http://bit.ly/7FXIbw
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sunnybucketneil_raygun
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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eztephenjonnyathan
Do homeless people listen to house music?
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Yayaaiamnotdiddy
Love The Wire? Then you're gonna love this sheeeeit http://bit.ly/2q66cN
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reinikainenneil_raygun
Police doing door2door questioning across road keep pointing @ my house.Goddamnit they must know about all my recorded videos of Countdown
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radi0chikBeef_Tongue
i prefer a mac they're much better for making my squirrel movies...
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Gizzangstatheduty
''Do you want to fuck me, Mrs. Robinson?" #1stdraftmovielines
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ange_blackmonikkab
Tired of reading the same joke over and over? There's a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head for that...
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ttsecosunnybucket
Today looks like a day for ADVENTUUUURE! Right now though, unless I can be bothered to get up, it's going to be an adventure in my pants...
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Trick_or_tweetYayaa
Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the coroner...
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eitherorbetsyfishburg
I'm going to put so much beer and pizza in my face you won't be able to see my eyes no more.
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yppahi
I'm giving up tumble dryers for lint.
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eyeteegee
“Dress every day like you’re going to get murdered in those clothes.”
— Tracy Jordan, #30Rock
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juli77
Taco taco.
Burrito burrito.
Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses!
Taco taco.
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Yayaa
In my current condition I like my tea like I like my Star Trek women. Green.
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dresspants
Apparently there IS a limit as to how many times you can sing 'Snow woman, Snow cry' before being bludgeoned in the head with a dull spade.
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yppahi
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