I swear I'm putting the words god and prayers on my mute list YOU CANNOT PRAY A HURRICANE AWAY YOU SOUND DUMB.

@aybereal IF YOU DICKED ME DOWN I WOULDNT BE SO ANGRY

@whitneynocrack if EVERY DRAKE SONG HE EVER MADE speaks to your heart and soul, you're a fucking hoodrat

My pussy personally smells like mountain stream water bottled at the source by a fine white man with clean hands but if urs doesn't it's ok.

My labia is DIRECTLY in front the windowRT @alexyssthehuman: It's air it out wednesdays.. ladies.. y'all better be out here airing it out!!

Imogen Heap has a nice voice

MY LIFE RT @dopekuriosity: Thiss... http://t.co/EDxP1eDj

#RARE RT @ninja_lifeguard: Bed-Head With Bonus Nipple. http://t.co/ntSVyXX8

@curligirlibabe @urbangem yeah, also what about the blacks that are born in China and shit? It's very very silly and demeaning to me

@curligirlibabe @urbangem I feel like unless white people start calling themselves European-Americans this is bullshit

Happy Mother's Day everybody!! Especially the new mommies @aqualitymess @beautywins

Victorias's Secret has never not once measured me correctly. Bitch I haven't been a 36 or a single letter since I was 11.

I like the name Nina a lot. All the Ninas I've ever known were really sweet and cute.

Sure don't RT @whitneynocrack: My logic is my logic I don't have to explain it to anyone

What the fuck is in Kurt's nose.

You know what RT @humanoid_savage: Just posted a photo  http://instagr.am/p/RjYnmQK5iN/ 

KAT STACKS DAT HO @hyper_satan

@dopekuriosity hellooooo

I am having such a hard time finding funny INTELLIGENT people to follow.

@dopekuriosity lmfaooo