fans:"can we have a picture?" justin:"not right now."..... justin:"GO BUY MY CD" fans:"not right now." #dead.

fans:"can we have a picture?" justin:"not right now."..... justin:"GO BUY MY CD" fans:"not right now." #dead.

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "Hold on, it may take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by some chicks."

I support the 'J' in "jelena".

Selena likes Justin's eyes, Miley likes his smile, Taylor Swift likes his hair but Beliebers, Beliebers like Justin, as himself.

that awkward moment when justin says he likes girls who dont wear alot of makeup.........

one less lonely girl isnt the same without the purple yankees hat...

@justinbieber selenas the type, to love 'em and leave 'em and disappear right after this tweet...

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took the wrong turn in his range rover, saw Beyonce, and wont ask her for directions.

HAHAHAHAAHAHA LOLING @ HOW EVERYONE THINKS @fabtasticbieber IS JUSTIN. LOLOLOL.

Whenever you knock me down, I will just chill on the ground, Prank it up, Prank it up, Prank it up, Prank it up, up, up. & #AlwaysSayNever

Selena wont see justin for over 3 months. Thats like 673829187265367289069 years without rain.

Justin, I hope ya realize that YOUR FANS are as genuine as they come. Keep lying, & youre going to lose us. Respect goes both ways.

Fans will always be there. Girlfriends wont. ALL I GOTTA SAY. #peace

"stop the movie. you down there. texting. sleeping. MAKING OUT."

omfg. listen to him at 2:50 HOLY BIEBERGASSM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkOb4pYlw2w

Pathetic http://t.co/6tvC7tOJ

I freaking miss november 16th soo much. I cant believe its been 5 months. Its seems like it was just yesterday...

I hate when people try to impress someone. If its meant to be, they will like you for you, not the person you are trying to be.

justin crying during THAT SHOULD BE ME. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCMvokkUJ5A&feature=player_embedded#at=101