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Some people were not born for the self-checkout lane.
Some days are all dumbasses and Favestar nazis
Why is "wake and bake" acceptable, but "snooze then booze" is frowned upon?
It is common knowledge that there are 7 legal reasons to stab someone in the eye with a fork
And this joke format is one
Apparently, I will do anything to not deal with work
Clearly, I have given up. I'm here on Twitter, aren't I?
I wish all of my personalities could just get along
You have to be a true masochist to look for validation on Twitter.
Starbuck's can't break a hundred at 8 am? That's like my dealer telling me he can't sell me an 8-ball because he doesn't have change.
Thinking the advice on Twitter makes sense
I find that some morning vacation cheer in my coffee really makes driving the RV much more exciting for everybody
I think I am going to dress like an old man today to piss everybody off a little extra when I am weaving all over the road in my motorhome
Tweet tweet, motherfuckers
My favorite sex position is any one that includes at least one other person
Surgery waiting rooms are a special kind of hell
The best place to Twitter from is the toilet... you are already in a cesspool
Is it wrong to use my brother-in-law who is in AA as a designated driver?
Who fucking cares, he's a fucking quitter
The proximity to the weekend seems to have an inverse effect on most people's ability to drive
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