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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    It's white alcohol before noon, and whiskey after that, right?

    Because I am a classy motherfucker

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    I was told there would be bourbon

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    I'm not greedy, I'm only asking for enough money to be considered eccentric

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    Ah, whiskey... my friend, and the one thing between many people and certain death

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    I'm thankful for bourbon

    Oh, and vodka

    And beer

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    I wish all of my personalities could just get along

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    Some people were not born for the self-checkout lane.

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    @radiosweetie This is what you need to do with your cherries pic.twitter.com/bXYR8JGtMK

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    Time for the Friday night version of the *commute

    "Race to get home before I kill somebody

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    Tits or *GTFB!

    *Get The Fucking Bourbon

    Or both

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    This day could definitely use some more boobs and ass

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    TGIF??? More like YAALIFSIPWKY

    You Are All Lucky It's Friday So I Probably Won't Kill You

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    The things I would be willing to do to become wealthy enough to never have to work again is slightly disturbing

    But only slightly

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    I just realized that I might as well be working at the liquor store Sunday morning at 7, since I'll be there anyways

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    It might be TGIF, but it still seems to be lacking in bourbon and nudity

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    Early morning technical training class makes me wish this coffee had a lot more bourbon

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    Clearly, I have given up. I'm here on Twitter, aren't I?

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    Some days are all dumbasses and Favestar nazis

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    Why is "wake and bake" acceptable, but "snooze then booze" is frowned upon?

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  • BigJonnyD67
      JD @BigJonnyD67

    It is common knowledge that there are 7 legal reasons to stab someone in the eye with a fork

    And this joke format is one

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