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Some people were not born for the self-checkout lane.
It is common knowledge that there are 7 legal reasons to stab someone in the eye with a fork
And this joke format is one
Tweet tweet, motherfuckers
My favorite sex position is any one that includes at least one other person
Surgery waiting rooms are a special kind of hell
The best place to Twitter from is the toilet... you are already in a cesspool
Is it wrong to use my brother-in-law who is in AA as a designated driver?
Who fucking cares, he's a fucking quitter
The proximity to the weekend seems to have an inverse effect on most people's ability to drive
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