Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Steed Malbranque has retired from football to take care of his son who has cancer. What a man. #somethingsarebiggerthanfootball
While City have an all-time Premier League goal difference of 0, United's is +841.
Mancini are you listening? You'd better keep our trophy glistening. We'll be back next May, to take it away. Walking in a Fergie wonderland.
Scholes didn't consider himself a Champions League winner in 1999. John Terry thinks he's led Chelsea there.
"Is Football Racist?" No, racist people watch and play football, like any other sport. Don't generalise, you fucks.
People who say suicide is 'selfish', 'cowardly' or anything else need to get a fucking grip. You don't understand depression. Morons.
#ParkFootballMoments The invisible crossbar being determined by how tall the keeper is.
Lots of City fans saying they're only losing because they're a man down. Jonny Evans sends his regards.
El-Hadji Diouf has signed for Leeds. Fitting. A cunt player playing for a cunt team in front of cunt fans.
Are City doing the Poznan? Nope, they're facing the other way because they're walking out of the stadium. Poznan that, you cunts.
You sign Rodwell we sign RVP, RVP, RVP..
Eden Hazard is quite clearly a massive bell end.
"Hiya mate, can I play?" "Dunno pal, not my ball" #ParkFootballMoments
"You can't go 2-1 up with 5 minutes left and end up losing" says Joe Hart. Can you, QPR? CAN YOU?!
Still massively proud of my team. To get 89 points and finish second is nothing to be ashamed of.
Ronaldinho is a free agent?! FERGIE. DO IT.
Gerrard, Allen, Lucas, Sahin > Carrick, Scholes, Anderson, Cleverley. By far.
Mancunian. Jaap Stam enthusiast. Mildly irritable. FM addict. Greater Manchester under 7s pessimism champion 1998. Giant. #MUFC #Redskins #MercedesGP