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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    March Madness really is a stirring reminder of what America was founded on: making tons of money off the labor of unpaid black people

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Mitt to his underwear: "Magic my ass!!"

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Well that was a million dollars well spent.

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    First P S Hoffman dies, then the worst super bowl ever, then Dylan does a car commercial?? Not a good day for America.

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    If only the world wld look as hard for a clean alternative to oil and coal as it is for that damn plane we might be alive when they find it

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    If #Obama cured cancer the Republicans wld say he's trying to mandate what kind of cells we can have in our body

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Obama said the score would be 24 - 21. Another lie!!!

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    You're losing, Mitt - bring up the fact that we have fewer knives and rocks than we did during the French and Indian War

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    #SarahPalin tweeted "Obama lies, freedom dies" - oh cheer up, it just means when one of ur kids gets knocked up they'll be covered

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    When did police work become a profession where the risk factor to the cop must be zero? There's some risk! "Protect and serve" refers to us!

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Isis- "one of thousands of Islamic militant groups" (NYTimes) beheads another. But by all means lets keep pretending all religions are alike

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Palin needs to shut the fuck up about Russia and Obama's mom jeans. A week ago she thought Crimea was one of the real housewives of Atlanta

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Just read a report that said 86% of holy water tested had fecal matter in it. Holy shit!!

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Germany and Argentina in the finals - what a dilemma for old ex Nazis in exile

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    No probable cause in #TrayvonMartin murder? If a dead unarmed teen and an angry racist with a smoking gun is too subtle a clue, what isn't?

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who's trying to kill u - u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Worth remembering on Labor Day Americans get fewer vacation days than anyone else in the world -cuz its better 2b miserable than socialists!

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Half of me sees #RickSantorum and says, bring it on, he cld never win! Other half says, Fuck, I don't put anything past this stupid country

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