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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    I'd just like to know what a cop WOULD have to do to get indicted - and what good are cop cameras since Eric Garner IS on tape?

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    March Madness really is a stirring reminder of what America was founded on: making tons of money off the labor of unpaid black people

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    #TheInterview Is that all it takes - an anonymous threat and the numbers 911 - to throw free expression under the bus? #PussyNation

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    "I know, because i won both of them". That was awesome. And why they hate him. Well, one reason why they hate him, ahem.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Mitt to his underwear: "Magic my ass!!"

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Well that was a million dollars well spent.

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Does Boener have to look like he's getting a colonoscopy everytime Obama says something good about America? I thought Repubs loved America?

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    I know cops have at tough job, but it'd be nice if they EVER said "yeah, i fucked up, yeah, i overreacted". A little humility wld help a lot

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    First P S Hoffman dies, then the worst super bowl ever, then Dylan does a car commercial?? Not a good day for America.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Sorry, just got to say it one more time: John Boener is a smug, orange fuckface and I hate him more than...oh wait, Joni Ernst is coming on

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    If only the world wld look as hard for a clean alternative to oil and coal as it is for that damn plane we might be alive when they find it

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    If #Obama cured cancer the Republicans wld say he's trying to mandate what kind of cells we can have in our body

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Obama said the score would be 24 - 21. Another lie!!!

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    You're losing, Mitt - bring up the fact that we have fewer knives and rocks than we did during the French and Indian War

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    #SarahPalin tweeted "Obama lies, freedom dies" - oh cheer up, it just means when one of ur kids gets knocked up they'll be covered

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Sorry Mr President, but saying Isis isn't Islamic is like saying Mel Gibson isn't Catholic; religions don't include just the ones you like

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Obama just goes down the list reversing stupidities of the past: healthcare, gay marriage, climate deal w/ China, now Cuba...is pot next???

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Condemning attack is not enuf: unless U strongly endorse the right of anyone to make fun of any religion/prophet, U r not a moderate Muslim

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    When did police work become a profession where the risk factor to the cop must be zero? There's some risk! "Protect and serve" refers to us!

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