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Mitt to his underwear: "Magic my ass!!"
Well that was a million dollars well spent.
First P S Hoffman dies, then the worst super bowl ever, then Dylan does a car commercial?? Not a good day for America.
Obama said the score would be 24 - 21. Another lie!!!
You're losing, Mitt - bring up the fact that we have fewer knives and rocks than we did during the French and Indian War
#SarahPalin tweeted "Obama lies, freedom dies" - oh cheer up, it just means when one of ur kids gets knocked up they'll be covered
Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!
No probable cause in #TrayvonMartin murder? If a dead unarmed teen and an angry racist with a smoking gun is too subtle a clue, what isn't?
Worth remembering on Labor Day Americans get fewer vacation days than anyone else in the world -cuz its better 2b miserable than socialists!
If #Obama cured cancer the Republicans wld say he's trying to mandate what kind of cells we can have in our body
Is it treason to purposefully block any help for the economy so voters blame the president and turn to the other party? Just asking.
My favorite part of the state of the union is the annual reminder that Republicans hate Obama, but love his autograph
Half of me sees #RickSantorum and says, bring it on, he cld never win! Other half says, Fuck, I don't put anything past this stupid country
If Obama can call a basketball player for coming out of the closet, he shld thank that guy in Cleveland for getting 3 women out of a dungeon
#TaxDay: Obama made 790k mostly from writing a book; Romney made 21 million, mostly from not paying taxes
Here at the Vanity Fair dinner someone just told me Donald Trump is also livetweeting. 12 years a slave meet 40 years a douche
Pussy Riot, meet Dick Police
That preacher who died when the snake he was handling bit him? Combines the 2 things I hate most in life: religion and prop comedy