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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Gift @billmaher Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    I'd just like to know what a cop WOULD have to do to get indicted - and what good are cop cameras since Eric Garner IS on tape?

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Sorry but prayers and giving your kids hugs fix nothing; only having the balls to stand up to our insane selfish gun culture will.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Obama is president; a Supreme Court justice died; he gets to pick, period! As usual, only way Republicans can win anything is by cheating.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    March Madness really is a stirring reminder of what America was founded on: making tons of money off the labor of unpaid black people

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    #TheInterview Is that all it takes - an anonymous threat and the numbers 911 - to throw free expression under the bus? #PussyNation

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    When Evangelicals say "he shares my values" they mean "he shares my myth." Cruz has no values; he believes in virgin birth and zombie gods

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    So far Trump is proving something I've always maintained about American politics: You throw your lot in with the Klan, you can win the South

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Who watched the State of the Union? Next question: How bad do you want to punch Paul Ryan in the face?

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Wyoming makes 9 outta 10 for Bernie. Hillary says if only he'd stop winning elections, people wld see how unelectable he is!

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    "I know, because i won both of them". That was awesome. And why they hate him. Well, one reason why they hate him, ahem.

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    So...slave #HarrietTubman on the front, slaveowner Andrew Jackson on the back? It's like Hitler and Anne Frank sharing the nickel.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Well if this night doesnt put an end to racism and childfucking, i dont know what will!!

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Watching the Dems right now, its just not as much fun watching sane people debate. But it sure makes you think one of them better win.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Any Republican who watched that debate and thinks they can remain in the Very Serious Person's Club without quitting the party..well,U can't

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Mitt to his underwear: "Magic my ass!!"

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    By the way, why WOULD you want the confederate flag on your car? Its like telling the police "The meth is HERE"

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Well that was a million dollars well spent.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Does Boener have to look like he's getting a colonoscopy everytime Obama says something good about America? I thought Repubs loved America?

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    i can't believe i'm saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter

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