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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Gift @billmaher Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    I'd just like to know what a cop WOULD have to do to get indicted - and what good are cop cameras since Eric Garner IS on tape?

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Sorry but prayers and giving your kids hugs fix nothing; only having the balls to stand up to our insane selfish gun culture will.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    March Madness really is a stirring reminder of what America was founded on: making tons of money off the labor of unpaid black people

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    #TheInterview Is that all it takes - an anonymous threat and the numbers 911 - to throw free expression under the bus? #PussyNation

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Who watched the State of the Union? Next question: How bad do you want to punch Paul Ryan in the face?

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    When Evangelicals say "he shares my values" they mean "he shares my myth." Cruz has no values; he believes in virgin birth and zombie gods

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    "I know, because i won both of them". That was awesome. And why they hate him. Well, one reason why they hate him, ahem.

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Watching the Dems right now, its just not as much fun watching sane people debate. But it sure makes you think one of them better win.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Mitt to his underwear: "Magic my ass!!"

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    By the way, why WOULD you want the confederate flag on your car? Its like telling the police "The meth is HERE"

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Well that was a million dollars well spent.

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Does Boener have to look like he's getting a colonoscopy everytime Obama says something good about America? I thought Repubs loved America?

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    i can't believe i'm saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    The conspiracy of delusion about how Obama wrecked America is astounding. Hello, unemployment is lower than Reagan ever had it!

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    #SarahPalin tweeted "Obama lies, freedom dies" - oh cheer up, it just means when one of ur kids gets knocked up they'll be covered

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    I know cops have at tough job, but it'd be nice if they EVER said "yeah, i fucked up, yeah, i overreacted". A little humility wld help a lot

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    First P S Hoffman dies, then the worst super bowl ever, then Dylan does a car commercial?? Not a good day for America.

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  • billmaher
      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Sorry, just got to say it one more time: John Boener is a smug, orange fuckface and I hate him more than...oh wait, Joni Ernst is coming on

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