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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Gift @billmaher Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Final #Brexit tally is in: 48% Sense and Sensibility, 52% Pride and Prejudice.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    The NRA says what happened in Nice, France cld have been stopped if everyone in the crowd also had a truck

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    I'd just like to know what a cop WOULD have to do to get indicted - and what good are cop cameras since Eric Garner IS on tape?

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Sorry but prayers and giving your kids hugs fix nothing; only having the balls to stand up to our insane selfish gun culture will.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    A Jewish socialist met with a black president about conceding the White House race to a woman. We had a good day! It happens...

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Obama is president; a Supreme Court justice died; he gets to pick, period! As usual, only way Republicans can win anything is by cheating.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Putting #DonaldTrump in charge of the national security state is like giving a toddler a Glock. Oh wait, we do that.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Trump's sons (Douchbag Von Fuckface and Thurston Shitbag the 3rd,you'll recall) look like the date rapist in every after school special ever

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    I wasn't kidding last night, Trump is going to crash the stock market. I miss the days when bad Republican ideas just ruined Kansas.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    March Madness really is a stirring reminder of what America was founded on: making tons of money off the labor of unpaid black people

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Happy Memorial Day - America is so good at honoring its dead veterans. And so lousy at honoring the live ones.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    #TheInterview Is that all it takes - an anonymous threat and the numbers 911 - to throw free expression under the bus? #PussyNation

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    So far Trump is proving something I've always maintained about American politics: You throw your lot in with the Klan, you can win the South

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    When Evangelicals say "he shares my values" they mean "he shares my myth." Cruz has no values; he believes in virgin birth and zombie gods

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    #Orlando Conservatives:"Don't say it has anything to do with guns!" Liberals:"Don't say it has anything to do with Islam!" #DrowningInBS

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Who watched the State of the Union? Next question: How bad do you want to punch Paul Ryan in the face?

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Wyoming makes 9 outta 10 for Bernie. Hillary says if only he'd stop winning elections, people wld see how unelectable he is!

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    Trump learned a new thing, to say "we shld leave it to the states". He's like an 8 year old who just discovered he can play with his dick.

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      Bill Maher @billmaher

    I should be home writing Trump jokes but the Mets are in town! And the Trump jokes kinda write themselves... pic.twitter.com/wrUnGvCwZV

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