#SarahPalin tweeted "Obama lies, freedom dies" - oh cheer up, it just means when one of ur kids gets knocked up they'll be covered

Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!

No probable cause in #TrayvonMartin murder? If a dead unarmed teen and an angry racist with a smoking gun is too subtle a clue, what isn't?

Worth remembering on Labor Day Americans get fewer vacation days than anyone else in the world -cuz its better 2b miserable than socialists!

If #Obama cured cancer the Republicans wld say he's trying to mandate what kind of cells we can have in our body

Is it treason to purposefully block any help for the economy so voters blame the president and turn to the other party? Just asking.

Half of me sees #RickSantorum and says, bring it on, he cld never win! Other half says, Fuck, I don't put anything past this stupid country

If Obama can call a basketball player for coming out of the closet, he shld thank that guy in Cleveland for getting 3 women out of a dungeon

#TaxDay: Obama made 790k mostly from writing a book; Romney made 21 million, mostly from not paying taxes

Hey rest of the United States, gay marriage is like color tv - eventually everybody was gonna get it

Repubs voting for 33rd time to repeal Obamacare, a law now confirmed by all 3 branches of govt - way to move America forward!

Wow, Jesus just fucked #TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler "Hey, Buffalo's killing them"

I see #MittRomney and #PaulRyan have taken to calling themselves America's Comeback Team. Cuz #PussyRiot was taken.

In Canada: they can't understand why our conservatives fight to keep US a place where insurance co.s can fuck over sick kids; me neither

If Bush was cancer, and Obama chemo, #RickPerry is what it looks like when the cancer returns

If California gets any stupider in its crackdown on pot (on top of voting down gay marriage) it shld change its name to West Arizona

Why r tobacco co.s still testing cigarettes on animals? Its cruel and totally unnecessary! FDA shld ban it - tell 'em! #AnimalsDontSmoke

#SnookiePregnant? Hey, #RickSantorum, bet this changes your mind about contraception!

Santorum today: 'Obama wants u to go to college to remake u in his image' - Smart and successful? How can they come out against college???

Happy birthday to JC - but don't forget the other "gods" who have the same bday/bio: Horus,Mithra, Krishna, Osiris, Dionysus..makes u think!