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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    Gift @BillMc7 Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    Do you know who has "AMAZING" tweets? Nobody. Nobody has AMAZING tweets! Settle down, people, they're tweets, not blow jobs.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    The most socially awkward of all the dinosaurs was the Michaelceratops.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    After lesbians have sex, I bet there's an insane amount of not shutting the fuck up.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    Truth be told, I seriously doubt that your guess is as good as mine.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    Girls are made of sugar and spice and estrogen and emotions and feelings and tears and baggage and assorted issues and I'm out of room.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    It's ironic that North Carolina would prohibit gay unions when they're on top of another Carolina.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    The guy who spelled 'Wednesday' like that sure pulled off some shit.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    Give a man a blowjob and you'll eat for a day. Repeat indefinitely.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    Hey girl with 20,000 tweets and 14 followers, I'm guessing you should probably shut the fuck up.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    If you mean getting a blowjob while listening to the radio, then yes, I like radiohead.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    A recent study revealed that the main reason why men view women as sex objects is because they have vagínas.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    Ugh. Vidal jokes already? Too Sassoon!

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    I just figured out that my asshole neighbor is using my Wi-Fi network. I'm gonna change the name of my network to "I fucked your wife".

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    I just put a huge load in the dishwasher.

    She spit it out though. :(

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    Just saw a girl eating. In March. Wow. Guess she doesn't give a shit about bikini season.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    If you mean rubbing ice on girl parts, then yes, I like coldplay.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    Babies are like Radiohead. Only a few people like them. Everyone else just pretends to.

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  • BillMc7
      Bill Mc7 @BillMc7

    I'm not dumping you. I'm cancelling my subscription to your issues.

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