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Do you know who has "AMAZING" tweets? Nobody. Nobody has AMAZING tweets! Settle down, people, they're tweets, not blow jobs.
Give a woman a whore and she'll have hot lesbian sex for a day. Teach a woman to whore and she'll be exactly like your mom.
Twas the day after Christmas, when all through the house /
Not a child was quiet, I should have pulled out of my spouse.
Not a child was quiet, I should have pulled out of my spouse.
It was an absolutely gorgeous day today. I know this because I checked a few of the local outdoor web cams.
I just figured out that my asshole neighbor is using my Wi-Fi network. I'm gonna change the name of my network to "I fucked your wife".
I don't understand why the NBC store no longer thinks a Michael J. Fox bobblehead doll would be a big seller.
Proven Twitter Tip: You can make any tweet 9 to 12 times more funny than it actually is by simply stating that it's some shit your dad said.
One good thing about having AT&T service is that the continually dropped calls make me seem all aloof and mysterious.
My 3 year-old daughter just called me a big fat fucktarded asshat. I'm pretty sure it's just the Butter Rum Life Savers talking though.
It's peculiar how there's about 200 people in this bowling alley, and I'm the only one that's not a loser.
Wow, Neutrogena Anti-Wrinkle Cream really works! It almost instantly removed every single wrinkle.
From my dick.
For about ten minutes.
From my dick.
For about ten minutes.
Me: "HEY, ASSHOLE, SHUT YOUR CRAZY FUCKING PIE HOLE!" Her: "OK, sorry. I love you." ...and that's why my three year-old is my favorite kid.
Thanks to Favrd, Twitter is just like high school. If you’re a girl and you’re popular, everyone knows that you’re no stranger to the cock.
Just got in a bar fight at Applebee's. It ended when he pulled pepper spray from his fanny pack and I kicked him squarely in his vagina.
Gmail came back up, and I was reminded that I need new friends. Now Favstar is back up, and I'm reminded that I need new strangers too.
NOTICE: If you have no updates, I’m not going to follow you. Following on blind faith historically culminates in getting fucked by a priest.
It amuses me that celebrity Twitterers tend to only follow each other. It's like an unwitting club for the blissfully douche-tarded.
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