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If you think about it shoes are just complicated socks
Chill nye the 420 guy
2036: Horse_ebooks becomes president. World peace soon follows. Horse_ebooks addresses earth "sandstone gully gully gully gully gully gully"
Hank Hill: *Batman Voice* mornin bobby
♪ Like a good neighbor I don't make much meth ♪
BREAKING NEWS: rap battles to be added to the 2016 Olympics
whenever I get sad I just think that somewhere Lil B is doing something and then I get happy
#10ThingsThatGetsOnMyNerves blood cells I guess idk I'm not a scientist
Imagine what it's like for people who were born on April 20th of '69
I'm not real irl
#MyHomelessSignWouldSay "don't forget about Dre, I did and now look at me"
RIP in peace dead guy
"Damn shawty" I say as an strange woman gouges out my eyes with a pick-axe
#IGotDrunkAnd then I got sober and went on with my day
Hey twitter, this will be my last tweet for 13 weeks wish me luck and everybody stay safe. See ya!
I wish the whole world could just wear leotards so we would all be equal and wars would be a lot cooler
Boy: do your feet hurt? Girl: No, why do you ask? Boy: Cause you're standing in battery acid lol what a nerd
Rocks are just worn down cubes