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would apple sue me if i started a record label named 'rapple' to record duets between amber tamblyn & early 90s hip hop stars?
All the great centers I've played with by jarome Iginla #ThinnestSportsBooks
I think my friend's baby is fairly good proof of the failure of herbal birth control methods.
iPhone just autocorrected 'whyt' to 'whyareyouinmykitcheneugene'. My phone is haunted?
The only time I believe in Jesus is Saturday morning at ikea.
WTF why is Gretzky here tonight this is totally fucked??
also, lump tells the story of matt stajan. they changed the gender to try to hide it, but we all know.
irish dancing could be lethal if used in the right way
90% certain redden & gomez are flames by dawn
back to the original: 90% of my tweets are dedicated to my extreme dislike of matt stajan