@robbwolf there's a shift starting in the cardiac literature. slow, but finally starting to say limit carbs. Baby steps? http://t.co/ux17Vl9

the time iggy fought conroy & he had those awesome blonde tipped dreads #iggymoments

@blkppls Heprechauns: leprechauns with hep C.

would apple sue me if i started a record label named 'rapple' to record duets between amber tamblyn & early 90s hip hop stars?

@dotcom30rock thank you for your fine work. &pls continue NHL references; they give canadians a reason to live http://t.co/8LnHXyBq @blkppls

All the great centers I've played with by jarome Iginla #ThinnestSportsBooks

Of all the Croatians on twitter @blkppls is my favourite

@blkppls at 7/11 this afternoon I saw a midget couple walking hand-in-hand & a tall Scottish man buying 4 hotdogs #endofdays

I think my friend's baby is fairly good proof of the failure of herbal birth control methods.

iPhone just autocorrected 'whyt' to 'whyareyouinmykitcheneugene'. My phone is haunted?

The only time I believe in Jesus is Saturday morning at ikea.

AIDS. RT @searsstyle: Want Kim, Kourtney & Khloe's style? Now you can Kardashian Your Kloset!

WTF why is Gretzky here tonight this is totally fucked??

@mennoknight I like the story about him writing a thank you note for a free cd on his mom's cat emblazoned stationary.

when he took me to my prom #iggymoments

#iggymoments pic.twitter.com/ZA4EiykNYJ

@mennoknight both of their careers could be summed up with the statement 'hey, look! boobs!'

also, lump tells the story of matt stajan. they changed the gender to try to hide it, but we all know.

irish dancing could be lethal if used in the right way

90% certain redden & gomez are flames by dawn