WTF why is Gretzky here tonight this is totally fucked??

@mennoknight I like the story about him writing a thank you note for a free cd on his mom's cat emblazoned stationary.

when he took me to my prom #iggymoments

the time iggy fought conroy & he had those awesome blonde tipped dreads #iggymoments

#iggymoments pic.twitter.com/ZA4EiykNYJ

@mennoknight both of their careers could be summed up with the statement 'hey, look! boobs!'

also, lump tells the story of matt stajan. they changed the gender to try to hide it, but we all know.

irish dancing could be lethal if used in the right way

90% certain redden & gomez are flames by dawn

@blkppls plagiarist.

this high end Italian restaurant has two dishes named after vivica a fox

@blkppls mccafe #howAIDSgotstarted

@blkppls you were at my wedding?

@bookofloob @edmontoncritic @ibleedoil @ineptflux best hashtag ever

attn @seangentille: “@fan960steinberg: Wideman has a full no movement clause. #Flames”

Stajan negotiated Wideman's contract

Yo @nhlflames : cancel my goddam seasons tickets. fuck you.

anyone have feaster's number? i have some ideas for the draft that he *needs* to hear

@seangentille no, but did you see this? seems like it was written for you. http://t.co/eVJqYXzO

up 4-0, about to win 2nd road game in western conference final & Darryl Sutter looks ECSTATIC.