New York Jets' Antonio Cromartie is reportedly expecting twins in November. That'll be 12 children with 8 women in 6 states. #BROKE

Apparently we got trolled with wrong ID on CT shooter Ryan Lanza. Deepest apologies to this guy: pic.twitter.com/N7W2ybeS

There are reports out of Cuba that Fidel Castro is brain dead. Castro's been brain dead since at least 1959.

My new Miami @marlins vanity plate (via @grantstern): pic.twitter.com/CmtMUpmCOq

NCAA investigator fired while working on the Nevin Shapiro case at University of Miami  http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/21563406/potential-landmark-cases-make-these-perilous-times-for-the-ncaa … (thanks @brodylogan)

Only in Florida: Woman Stabs Man with Seashell in Port Saint Lucie http://t.co/QVwwSt8P via @nbcmiami

NCAA probe of University of Miami was even more flawed and unfair than we already know...  http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2013-03-21/news/ncaa-probe-of-um-more-flawed-than-you-know/ … via @kyletalking

Via @nbcnews: "Astronaut Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon, has died."

"Fortunately, Miami is hosting the NBA finals for the rest of the decade." -- @grantstern on today's NFL Super Bowl location decisions

Here’s a full cached version of the now-deleted Facebook group “Help Us Find Sunil Tripathi”  http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=help+us+find+sunil+tripathi&d=4800958371725771&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=nld1_cZ9TIaHOQiAMeSeWxqLMiqIiDje … h/t @erikmal

Dear @nyknicks: Don't let the fire extinguisher hit you on the hand on your way out the season... Love, The @miamiheat

Class of 2014 Hialeah High School QB Alin Edouard commits to University of Miami Hurricanes  http://acc.xofan.com/Miami/exclusive-alin-edouard-commits-to-the-u/ … via @caneinsider

Donald Trump tweets congratulations to @deadspin on their Manti Te'o story. Deadspin replies: pic.twitter.com/PhQ2Z1SU

My new Miami @marlins vanity plate (via @grantstern): pic.twitter.com/CmtMUpmCOq

.@nbc6 will take a break from covering one disaster to bring you another: Tim Tebow Jets game will be on tonight at 8pm.

Peyton Manning Lands at Opa-Locka Airport http://t.co/ptnUvCO8 via @nbcmiami

Hearing Jon Gruden has agreed to $3.4 mil deal to become #UM's next coach. Trying hard to confirm it officially. via @manny_navarro

'Star Wars Florida Theme Park Possible, Disney Says'  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/08/star-wars-theme-park-disney_n_3239424.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003&ir=Miami … via @huffpostmiami

Report: Griselda Blanco La Madrina The Godmother of Cocaine gunned down by motorcycle assassins in Medellín, Colombia http://t.co/hXraaPri

Due to recent tragic events, production on the Miami Cuban Zombie movie 'Dale of the Dead' starring @pitbull and @pepebillete is on hold.