OBAMA!!!!!!!!!

#Win a $50 #Amazon gift card once my #kindle #ebook #MeOnTV hits Best Seller today. Check out http://t.co/mtKB9FLN & RT to enter #giveaway!

@dangheesling Woo hoo! Congrats Dan! I can't wait to watch you win this season too!!

'Tis the season... casting season, that is. Sometimes the hardest part is making it through the audition process.  http://www.meontvbook.com/amazon 

#FF to a few kick ass ladies: @makeahouseahome @redheadwriting @josieangelini @alliefornia @hitormissjudy and one dude: @irwinhandleman

Here's another: .@derekhough is this you? Less #Olympics2012 and more #dwts needed in my life apparently. http://t.co/s0sk2pjr

You tell me: is this @derekhough shopping at Nordstrom? I don't know my #dwts stars. http://t.co/tOr7KO9V

.@tonyrobbins Last Nov at LA's UPW I made it a must to become a best selling author. Today, I am. Thank you, Tony. http://t.co/ALZj1YTL

Check it out! I donated to Help Farrah and family - CO theater tragedy http://t.co/5qSDLeDw

#WTF Hottie In Sexy Bunny Costume Armpit Farts A Very Important Message: http://t.co/xf8L8rnO

Jef Holm is to Utah what David Hasselhoff is to Germany. #AddictedTo

24 People Who Made The Best Of A Bad Situation -  http://bzfd.it/117v51U#l 

@wehodaily It was Pacquiao's place. I saw about five cops with HUGE scary guns yelling: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

never a dull day in LA when Manny Pacquiao is your neighbor. Just saw cops with BIG guns at his door arresting a few stalkers. #fameishard

Here's How You Can Get Cast On Any Reality Show http://t.co/uuMXUp8Q via @tbithewire

The 'Snooki Formula' Revealed! http://t.co/JQalAxf4

Thanks 2 @ashleylutz for the awesome interview w/@businessinsider! You are the first ever to reveal The Snooki Formula! http://t.co/JQalAxf4

Wanna Be On TV? Sign Up To These Three Casting Websites: http://t.co/kxM8lhzz

Remember this guy? http://t.co/QA4IWjiu #howNOTtogetfamous

Classic Meka: @meekmeek77: I like how that one broad smack her partner's sweaty ass twice then shook the refs hand. #Olympics