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  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    I'll be opening up a Twitter cafe soon, it'll be called StarFucks.

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    Sheila_Mac420ToxicButTastyMaJaHa95Comdudeedyjpeace3rdNotThatKevinBeccaRubaBlackSasha1__
    • 13
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    BlackSasha1__KamanCiderSaraESpiveyFavstar_NSFWCool_Jesse_B4TM4NWill8KFannyB1tch________
    warrior_n_pink____
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    I get why so many of us girls are lesbians. Look at a pair of Breasts, now look at a nutsack.

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    Sheila_Mac420FredPollackgmossiiswingcrusaderKamanCiderKKtheprincesszachheltzelCountryRockGirl
    • 28
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    GorrdanoKamanCiderKittyKatSmackBluEyez86__kaceygemini23Lyrics4urLifeAddisonBlessJaysandjays
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    I don't have any tattoos for the same reason you don't put a bumper sticker on a BMW.

    • 82
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    FredPollackKKtheprincessQuickandSisiLukeIsHereNow____ChaStur218________zachheltzelmlime18deKenstruction
    • 14
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    zachheltzelSkittlesVerdes____KittyKatSmackComdudeedyCBucket21Favstar500Favsanakochenfavstar_pop
    kattemabella______Nodelusions916
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    All it takes to shut up a man is 62 stab wounds to the chest.

    • 81
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    sameblackshoes1__MisterBombayconfusedlush______BluEyez86__RealDeerGod______tyrhondasauruszachheltzelbrentsisley
    • 11
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    ford414__________0_0da_secsiElloMoe__________Favstar500Favslildonna7Cool_JesseWTF_RTsAspersioncast
    ford414__________
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    My idea of anal sex is constantly wiping the sweat off of us, keeping the wrinkles out of the sheets, and staying in the middle of the bed.

    • 62
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    The_Full_Montiezachheltzelyhwolfe3confusedlush______JacquieFreakBluEyez86__UnderWrapz________ashrav80
    • 23
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    The_Full_MontiezachheltzelBluEyez86__Favstar_NSFWTheParty420sWeetDisTract____ford414__________PHILLYcheeeez
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    My pussy is like a gremlin, you get it wet and it won't stop trying to kill you until you beat it to death.

    • 70
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    The_Full_MontieFatFett1MajorDickDanger__ginger_ishmelicious85KamanCiderthiggypennzachheltzel
    • 15
    • RETWEETS
    hookmeupinitmelicious85KamanCiderFavstar_NSFWHood_RTsDDO_BackwardsrobocreepMizBlueBalls
    DanDoofus
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    I love Twitter. I haven't had 114 crazy people follow me since I tried to drive away from The Osmond Family Reunion with the buffet.

    • 72
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    LightCarnivalzachheltzelEatDrinkHaveFunconfusedlush______tyrhondasaurusford414__________spmop____________xunglam
    • 11
    • RETWEETS
    Favstar500FavsShoutingGoddessClosetRecluseDumbassadorLady_DavoBarW38TheBookofTweetnotreallyart
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    I have small tits because God felt guilty about making me so pretty.

    • 71
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    The_Full_MontieKamanCiderSkittlesVerdes____sameblackshoes1__confusedlush______tyrhondasaurusford414__________spmop____________
    • 7
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    Walmartin2011nubiarcklssFavstar_NSFWimstevewilsonMothpete1kueldadpreawsaurus
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    If you liked it then you should have put a retweet on it.

    • 61
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    KKtheprincessLadyMehmaladekrizkekaSophieGrammesameblackshoes1__OtisPdQPunkerDoodleDooElSeanimal
    • 16
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    TheMexicanMamimelissa5001______KKtheprincessconfusedlush______Favstar500FavsSaraESpiveyAspersioncastMaxxxNYC__________
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    If I don't fart while you're fucking me, you're doing it wrong.

    • 59
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    KamanCidersameblackshoes1__confusedlush______tyrhondasaurusford414__________spmop____________SaloonRangerHadzilla
    • 11
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    Favstar_NSFWPizzaJizz________DDO_BackwardsWanderingLeoComdudeedyispypandaNottaBigDealShoutingGoddess
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    If I don't find a Black boyfriend soon, I'm just gonna go ahead and screw up my credit by myself.

    • 59
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    zachheltzelsameblackshoes1__confusedlush______tyrhondasaurusshaztaberryford414__________spmop____________Shyempress
    • 8
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    Favstar500FavsComdudeedyPizzaJizz________Fruit_SlingerNodelusions916twistedwrister1___PlayingMantisHood_RTs
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    10 years of piano lessons and all I got out of it is these wonderfully self pleasing fingers.

    • 55
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    KamanCiderzachheltzelsameblackshoes1__confusedlush______tyrhondasaurusford414__________spmop____________ReeMURDA
    • 8
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    Favstar500FavsDumbassador1WabbitFannyB1tch________favstar_pop1kueldadcoolhandmilesSpideroger
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    I always laugh when a guy screams my name during sex, because I never tell them my real name when I pick them up at the Home Depot.

    • 53
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    JOEMAMA8uSardonicAnthonyl1zerdzachheltzelDDO_Backwardssameblackshoes1__tyrhondasaurusford414__________
    • 10
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    Favstar_NSFWDDO_BackwardsFannyB1tch________octoberthehotti__Oncefallen________ImaFlyontheWallMaxxxNYC__________thedailymarker
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    If you bring me a cheesecake on our first date, I will eat it off of you.

    • 56
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    zachheltzelRoboticalKidconfusedlush______tyrhondasaurusford414__________spmop____________ReeMURDAsarcazm2
    • 3
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    MoxiePink21morefurthersleepingfairies
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    I didn't go to college, but I was always drunk and fucked everyone, so I sort of did.

    • 53
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    zachheltzelconfusedlush______urbanrockerRealDeerGod______tyrhondasaurusford414__________spmop____________ReeMURDA
    • 5
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    Favstar_NSFW1kueldadlvriotHighOnThePrizeCool_Jesse
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    I used to wait until the third date to sleep with a guy, now I just wait until the third word he says to me.

    • 51
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    KINXMINXKamanCiderzachheltzelconfusedlush______tyrhondasaurusford414__________spmop____________ReeMURDA
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    Favstar500FavsKleetasm__________SeeEllVeePheasantPluckr
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    Do you remember when Twitter was mainly for celebrities? Now it's mainly for talentless people who think they should be celebrities.

    • 38
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    tashamielzachheltzelconfusedlush______tyrhondasaurusford414__________xunglamPizzaJizz________TonyLaughing______
    • 13
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    zachheltzelSaraESpiveyposh_mspeacewaleAkinrofavstar_popsodthqueenlillith99kid_fang
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    I'm Team Edward at the moment. Mainly, because I'm 90% sure he would lick my pussy while I'm on my period.

    • 36
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    zachheltzelJeffstruthconfusedlush______tyrhondasaurusford414__________C_J_Commode______DDO_Backwardsspartacuffs______
    • 12
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    BeBeCassisComdudeedyBriannaReinsonDDO_BackwardsispypandaMaxxxNYC__________ahotcupofshutupHood_RTs
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    If we go out on a date, please don't take me to a restaurant unless it has a bed in it, because I have food at home, I'm with you for sex.

    • 40
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    KamanCiderzachheltzelconfusedlush______tyrhondasaurusford414__________ReeMURDAsarcazm2PizzaJizz________
    • 6
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    Hood_RTsfannypatchComdudeedyJuaneechOVO______PlayboyBPACcoyotedevil
  • Bitchy_rts
      Bitchy @Bitchy_rts

    Everytime I suck a black penis, my Dad dies a little inside.

    • 38
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    confusedlush______tyrhondasaurusford414__________PizzaJizz________JulioMorales65TonyLaughing______DumbassadorJeffstruth
    • 8
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    noraa_aaron__________SacuLRetarpBriannaMathersNaughtyKitty420Jackal_Parade____gotgame23saucywhiteExodus_1831
@Bitchy_rts

@Bitchy_rts

I retweet tweets with a bitchy attitude, for the ladies.