cant beat a saturday morning fisting!

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

My twitter following is going up and down more often than a whores knickers

My best christmas bauble pic.twitter.com/cISJF9vr

This cold weather is making me pee a lot might change my name to bitsyvonpeealot

#ff The Pervy Coucil @pervywilbury @painted_duchess @_forky @bootcoot @dappydoris @baronhawkey @syzygy @gettingshirty @bitsyvonmuffin

@angelaginger @damecrusty @jarmojtuokko @maggie_thistle @jana_bluebird Thanks lovley Anglea have a gd wknd x x

@verifieddrunk Brandy makes you randy whiskey makes you frisky gin gets it in!

@paul_steele Its not the men in my life that counts its the life in my men - also Mae West

#ff the Glamour Brigade @painted_duchess @baronhawkey @pervywilbury @_forky @bootcoot @dappydoris @gettingshirty @jrr4film @syzygy

@baronhawkey @gettingshirty I have to say my favourite was Christopher Ecclestone although he was only there a short time

@rorynotroy Go on then pucker up

the wonderful coucillors of perv @baronhawkey @syzygy @gettingshirty @pervywilbury @dappydoris @_forky @bootcoot @painted_duchess @jrr4film

@baronhawkey Happy Birthday babes x x http://t.co/ffYuF6RW

#ff twitter legends @syzygy @baronhawkey @pervywilbury @_forky @bootcoot @dappydoris

came across this this morning,thought it rather amusing http://t.co/q9mqAObV

@syzygy thought this was apt for you http://t.co/GIqeMPOo

http://t.co/k1jvyow6

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry ?

To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].