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Just woke up from a nap. Hate to say it but I get more action in my sleep. And you wondered why I'm so bitter.
I was a bitch before being a bitch was cool.
Wanted to buy a pair of Sketchers Shape-Up sneakers, you know, to get in shape. Sadly I can't afford $100+ . Wanna a bite of my cupcake?
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snydEdgellACEinnerbitchgothscifigirlnhmagpieMrBigFistsBBGEEsha_sugaFreakdadtimbalancedsome1s_sistaredlor003Suck_A_Duckluvzgambit
Dear PITA co-worker: Make a decision, either take off work Jewish holiday OR Christian holiday, not both.
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sttawTrMEdgellACEnavanaxnhmagpieMiss_CookTrick_or_tweetmlb_matosMrBigFistsRanGTsha_sugaFreakdadredlor003Suck_A_Duckluvzgambit
Wouldn't one think that if someone follows me I should be AUTHORIZED to see who THEY are? #twitterfail
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sttawTrMnavanaxnhmagpiesome1s_sistatherealcherilynashamedtosayjorshuwahmlb_matosToujours_DivaMrBigFistssha_sugaFreakdadredlor003Suck_A_Duck
I need to find a doctor that will prescribe me Xanax only for the fact that I live w/ 2 teens and alcohol isn't helping anymore
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sttawTrMm1key_m00nnavanaxsome1s_sistatherealcherilynBreeder_Tmariemlb_matosBBGEEsha_sugaFreakdadredlor003Suck_A_Duckluvzgambit
Seeing "Special Olymipics" on the caller ID, I yell to son " IT'S FOR YOU"
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navanaxtherealcherilynsttawTrMmlb_matostollehausToujours_DivaBBGEEsha_sugaFreakdadredlor003luvzgambit
@PerezHilton We are hoping you delete your account soon too.
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avi1111IsJonasjoeschmittMrBigFistsRanGTBBGEEsha_sugaSa7o0r
I want to go to Holly Madison's church. They must be real nice there. Just sayin'.
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navanaxMrBigFistsMiss_CookTrick_or_tweetjorshuwahinnerbitchsha_sugaluvzgambit
If this is "game of life" then I want a do over
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sttawTrMnavanaxtherealcherilynmlb_matossha_sugasome1s_sistaredlor003
I' m already nauseous as hell; so one kid makes popcorn and another fried something. That helps.
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nhmagpieTrick_or_tweetmlb_matossha_sugaFreakdadredlor003
Accidentally synced tween daughter's Disney music crap to my Ipod.
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sttawTrMm1key_m00ntherealcherilynBreeder_Tmariemlb_matossha_suga
Tweetie not showing birds. Am I a bird too? *picturing lots of people flipping birds at Twitter*
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therealcherilynPontificChairmlb_matossha_sugaredlor003
@factualfiction Nothing like setting "the girls" free!
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Toujours_Divafactualfictiontherealcherilynmlb_matossha_suga
What women want? I'll tell you: A partner who has integrity and who actually LISTENS to her. (via @madtexter)
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m1key_m00nsnydbedheadblondebytErrant
Sooo...in an effort to buck the trend, I'm gonna try being a dick.
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EdgellACEMrBigFistssha_sugatimbalanced
Am I the only one drum drunk I mean? Hahaha
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sttawTrMPontificChairmlb_matossha_suga
Funny, not one of the bible beaters on my Facebook made a single comment about Pat Robertson. I just did though. I love stirring the pot.
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Toujours_Divatammyphinneysnyd
Can't find size 5 shoes anymore, so I just had to buy a size 3. As long as no one notices the Buster Brown logo I'm good. #iwantheels!
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ImAwake2sha_sugabytErrant
Day 8 of the month and already on 6th birthday of fam members. 12 months in a year and eveyone HAS to be born in October.
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mlb_matosgothscifigirlsha_suga
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