Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"When I fell down the stairs, did I fall down the whole flight of stairs?"
Lets calm down everyone, they're just late slips.
I wish nothing but the worst to the crack whore that parked directly behind me at macs.
"I'm so ffucjing drubk" is probably my most used text message.
I swear this is Shamrock Shake and Whip Cream all over my face, I SWEAR.
Why are models with huge gaps in their teeth a thing?
Basketball beerpong last night. Lakers vs Ryan Anderson and Ryan Anderson a game to remember
If you don't enjoy The Ratchet Olympics, I don't enjoy you.
I suck at fishing
Mini pizzas are a disgrace to the pizza community.
Please let me take your wallet sir, for I am Thug Living