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To all you holly jolly fucking people out there, keep that shit up.
I can't be the only one who blasts Eye Of The Tiger when I go into the office bathroom right?
I can't wait to see what terrorists let me see at the movies next week!
Spoiler alert: Here is what pissed North Korea off enough to effectively censor The Interview. Fuckers. http://player.ooyala.com/iframe.html#ec=5yM2JicjrPJQYGrVzpMjN-SuEc5Nd9Tq&pbid=dcc84e41db014454b08662a766057e2b&docUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwpcomwidgets.com%2F%3Fwpcom_origin%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fthenypost.wordpress.com … @sethrogen
Someday my prince will cum. -Snow White and the 7 hour blow job
Jumped on the Top Golf bandwagon last night. It's freaking awesome!
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Happy Chann...Hannicka...Hanukk....Happy Jew Christmas everyone!
Just saw this rainbow and my first thought was, "Well God's rod humping a dude again."
Google is developing a self driving car. Finally drunk driving can worry free fun again!
This mall Santa smells just like my fathers cologne. Whiskey.
Taco Bell: Our food exits your body faster than you put it in.
Funeral slow clapper. Rubber of elbows. Slapper of thighs. Eater of sandwiches.