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Here's an article that perfectly embodies the real meaning of the SCOTUS marriage ruling. Must read. http://www.albeelawfirm.com/#!Much%20Ado%20About%20Something,%20But%20the%20Wrong%20Something!/cob/5594283c0cf2585ebcdb4727 …
Hey! Happy Canada Day, eh!
If you don't believe in true evil than you've never met a two year old who just had their pudding taken away.
I'd join a 12 step program but that's too close to jogging and fuuuuuck that.
A rosé by any other name is still you're a snob.
I wouldn't log in to Credit Karma if I were Greece right about now.
My daughters life just got changed forever today. Today she discovered bubble wrap.
Thank you Pinterest for all the amazing looking food recipes I can read while waiting for my french bread pizza to microwave.
If I were a cat Id kill myself 3 times just to pretend I was Nick Cage's career and still have a enough lives left over to diabetes 5 times.
If gingers held a convention with 100,000 people in attendance would a single soul show up?
20 million new vehicles sell at a $30,000 average price each year. Who are all these people with good credit scores and maybe money?
Not sure if everything is really expensive or I just have a shitty job.
I really regret not showing more side boob in my Avi. Like daily. I'm seeing a lady about it. She's nice.
Sure Google can solve all your questions but can it love you!?!
1,000,000,000,000 results of "She has a boyfriend"
I bet the people on cloud 8 really hate the lucky fuckers on the next cloud over.
Funeral slow clapper. Rubber of elbows. Slapper of thighs. Eater of sandwiches.
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