Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I hate baseball more than Cartman hates Kyle for being a Jew.
The only reason anyone cares about the World Series is because baseball is finally over for a few months.
I wonder if Matthew Mcconaughey will be auctioning off that booger he's rolling.
Did you know some people can stop eating pie when they are full? DID YOU FUCKING KNOW THOSE MONSTERS EXIST?!
If I were a detective I'd play the Final Jeopardy theme song during all interrogations.
I'd holler compliments at Mini Mouse but I fear she's afraid of cat calls.
Suppository, the one wrong way to eat a Reece's.
Due to prison overpopulation and failing budgets, The Hunger Games is being weighed as a real option.
Why don't witches wear panties? Better grip on the broom.
No ladies, men don't spend 30 minutes pooping. We spend 3 minutes pooping and 27 minutes not listening to you bitch about us not listening.
With Samuel Jackson and LaVar Burton down, I now nominate Morgan Freeman to read Go The Fuck To Sleep. You have 24 hours.
Funeral slow clapper. Rubber of elbows. Slapper of thighs. Eater of sandwiches.