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Saw my first pumpkin spice post today. Fuck you Internet. It's too early for that shit. Calm the fuck down.
Anyone else think the kid form Fear the Walking Dead looks just like a young Jack Sparrow?
Stock markets are pretending they are an IKEA table going on its third year of ownership. Collapsing.
How I feel when someone says they ate at McDonald's:
Please stop being offended by every joke on the Internet. Yes, there is rape, murder, famine, and lawyers but don't take life so seriously.
Guess Jared got sick of the 6" and decided to go to prison to get the 12".
Silk lined pants?! Nice!!! https://twitter.com/greateststuffoe/status/633640921070891009 …
Remember people, if you don't have a selfie for ever one of your split personalities then you aren't crazy enough for the Internet.
Funeral slow clapper. Rubber of elbows. Slapper of thighs. Eater of sandwiches.
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