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Great. I need to spend our money for my wife to go see that sac of talentless shit Britney Spears all because her friends like shit music.
Damn, it's not April 1st yet?
I can't believe Daryl just got bit!!!!!!!
It's Palm Sunday today. Now where's my lotion? I feel a quick prayer coming on.
The best advice I can give you is that you should never take my advice.
I don't believe in climate change. I simply understand why it's happening.
The only difference between a day trader and a gambler is a gambler goes to bed when a day trader wakes up.
Motherfucking ducky, went down the motherfucking hole! ~Samuel Jackson children stories
Getting back together with an ex is like trying to uncrap a turd.
One fish two fish red fish Blue Buddhas, White Mitsubishis and Micro Dots.
~Dr Seuss learns to party
Funeral slow clapper. Rubber of elbows. Slapper of thighs. Eater of sandwiches.
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