Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Did you hear about the new mega Home Depot? They got hoes in different area codes.
People who go to bed without a fan on are the real psychos.
I would have picked you for my fantasy draft but you're only a level 10 Paladin.
Drunk at 1 am on a Thursday morning. An extreme rarity for us married with children types.
What if people with stutters are just constantly getting updates from the Matrix?
Funeral slow clapper. Rubber of elbows. Slapper of thighs. Eater of sandwiches.