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Hurricane Odile is moving in to Arizona at 14mph. Senior citizens in Phoenix are worried they won't be able to drive home fast enough.
The deal I got in this car will be reflected on my tombstone.
We always find more imaginative ways to destroy ourselves and we always call it progress.
2012 Hyundai Tucson. Anyone own one? Thoughts?
I just drank prune juice. Soon I'll have the bowel moves like Jagger.
The happier a couple appears on Facebook the more couples therapy sessions they attend.
Sorry. Female names. Cooter is two syllables but definitely my fav so far.
Need some one syllable hillbilly names for my coonhound. Aaaaand go!
Funeral slow clapper. Rubber of elbows. Slapper of thighs. Eater of sandwiches.