Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Apple Pay now allows you to direct deposit your entire paycheck into Apples bank accounts. You know its going there anyways.
Annabel because you pussies will be scared of any stupid bullshit we come up with.
Finally another Keanu Reeves movie where he is looking through his hair the whole time.
Thank god for burner phones, otherwise modern TV crime dramas wouldn't have shit to go off of.
This nicotine gum tastes like fuck you everybody!
I'd start a YouTube channel but I can't get over how I sound on camera and I'd hate to do that to humanity.
My mother tried convincing me that Stroganoff was healthy. My childhood obesity issues just resolved themselves.
This Simpsons Family Guy crossover isn't helping either of them.
I'll be voting for tacos for governor. Tacos never let you down.
Almost died twice while driving tonight. Always makes you look at the good things you have in life. Like quality brakes.
Phoenix is taking a harder pounding right now than a child molester in prison.
Never trust a guy who says he's never looked in the bowl before flushing.
We get it. You're happy to be free of your cubical prison for the next two day. Just like last weekend. Stop with the tgif shit.
This is the best handheld porn viewer I've ever owned.
Funeral slow clapper. Rubber of elbows. Slapper of thighs. Eater of sandwiches.