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Black Friday....whys it gotta be black?!
Well said!!!!!!! Tweet of the year! https://twitter.com/srlogan49/status/670001602921558017 …
Dammit Turkey, just as we Americans are about to sit down and devour a bird of your namesake, you may have inadvertently initiated WWIII.
If Trump wins he would never pardon a turkey. That bird is worth money!Cook the bitch!
Scientists are wrong. It's not String Theory, it's Noodle Theory. The FSM connects us all. Ra'men.
Trump wants all Muslims to register in a national database and he's the GOP front runner and WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?
If you're offended by a word, any word, you don't belong on the Internet.
I cracked before my wife did this year and just turned on the heater. Man card cashed in.
Funeral slow clapper. Rubber of elbows. Slapper of thighs. Eater of sandwiches.
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