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My wife found cool socks on the internet and now I won't get laid years married.
I forgot. Men can never be the victim. Regardless of wether or not we liked it.
Pretty sure my dental hygienist sexually assaulted me. It was awesome.
This account is too effing funny. Woo!!! https://twitter.com/superwooguy/status/696811664495112193 …
Field goal heard around the world.
I hope Bono dies by cock overdose.
Wardrobe malfunction where Coldplay turns into someone relevant.
Funeral slow clapper. Rubber of elbows. Slapper of thighs. Eater of sandwiches.
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