JUST GOT JUMPED BY SOME ITT TECH NIGGAS. GOOD THING I HAVE A DEGREE IN GIVINGTHEFADE. ALL 3 NIGGAS UNCONSCIENCE.

THIS GIRL SAID: I GOT A BABY? CAN I GO TO EVEREST? ME: HE CAN LEARN AT EVEREST TOO. HE'LL BE A VETERINARIAN WITHIN A YEAR

#FightLossExcuses MAN HE HAD A DEGREE IN ASSWHOOPIN FROM EVEREST. ALL I HAD WAS A BAT.

COLLAGE????? GET IN SCHOOL RT @bloodyfuckface: Beyonce didnt go to collage, soo why does everyone look up to her?

FREE MY NIGGA GOOGLE. THEY TRYNA SHUT IT DOWN.

FUCK A NUMBER 2 PENCIL, WE GOT NUMBER 3 PENCILS UP IN EVEREST

GOKU USED TO GET HIS ASS KICKED IN HIGH SCHOOL. HE WENT TO OUR FITNESS CLASS AT EVEREST NOW HE A SUPER SAIYAN.

THIS BITCH SNEEZED AND HER FAKE EYELASH FLEW IN MY WATER. I HATE YOU FEMALES ON THAT MR. POTATO HEAD SHIT.

SHE LIKE: EVEREST GUY IM DYING FROM BREAST CANCER. ME: FUCK YO TITTIES. COME GRADUATE.

SHE SAID: EVEREST GUY, MY LITTLE BROTHER DIED. ME: FUCK HIM. WORRY ABOUT (YOUR) FUTURE.

JUST GOT MY DEGREE IN ROBBERY, NOW IM JUGGIN NIGGAS FOR THEY CONCORDS.

WHO TRYNA MAKE THAT ASS CLAP FOR A SCHOLARSHIP?

COULDNT AFFORD TO BUY MY SON A PS3 SO I GOT HIM 3 PLAYSTATION 1'S AND TAPED THEM ON TOP OF EACHOTHER

@youaboppinbitch WHY THE FUCK YOU KEEP TWEETIN BOUT NIGGAS? TAKE YO DICK HUNGRY ASS TO EVEREST AND MEET SOME COLLEGE NIGGAS.

HE SAID: EVEREST GUY, WHY YO HAT STILL SIDEWAYS? ME: I GOT 53 DEGREES. IM A BALLIN ASS NIGGA. I WEAR MY HAT HOW THE FUCK I WANT.

HE LIKE: EVEREST GUY I CANT GO TO COLLEGE CUZ MY GIRL HAVIN A BABY. FUCK YO BABY FUTURE. CARE ABOUT YOSELF.

LIGHT SKIN NIGGAS SPIT IN COFFEE AND IT BECOMES SWEET TEA.

@everestdropout NIGGA I WILL JUMP THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND SLAP THE SHIT OUTTA YOU IF YOU DONT REAPPLY

WHAT DA FUCK. THIS WAITRESS MADE ME A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWITCH WIT NO CHEESE. BITCH YOU MUSTVE GRADUATED FROM DEVRY.

IF I GOT INTWO COLLIGE SO CAN YOU.