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If you can't make fun of yourself you shouldn't be on Twitter . Go back to quoting the bible on Facebook . Fucking idiot
Fuck laser tag we threw rocks at each other !
Black Jesus leaves the yard work for Mexican Jesus
I hate being sappy but here I go . I want to make love to your mouth with my penis .
Weed is a lot cheaper than love
I need a 40 year old woman with an 18 year old body with an 80 year old money who happens to love pot and doesn't mind walking my dog
I just told a black guy "wait a cotton picking minute"
White Jesus smoked tobacco. Black Jesus smoked weed . Tobacco causes cancer . Weed causes ,I forgot what I was going to say but it was good
Fuck that kid in the hoodie I'm scared of that cracker kid in a trench coat !
The only Jesus Black Jesus is afraid of is the Puerto Rican Jesus that nigga is crazy.
Drink your liquor and I'll smoke my weed . Whoever gets home without crashing wins .
Black Jesus killed Adam and ate all his ribs .
If i unfollowed you It's nothing personal, you're just not funny. If I blocked you It's nothing personal your ignorance just got unbearable
I just unfollowed someone for retweeting Will Smith just so you know
Just because you survived a gun shot doesn't mean you deserve to live
Skinny bitches are great in bed ,until you snap their spine .
Black Jesus wouldn't recommend playing spin the bottle in prison .
If you don't have anything good to say tweet it.
Eating Fried chicken flavored cereal because I can . Black Jesus !