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"One man's rubbish is another man's treasure" is an awesome phrase. But it's a horrible way to tell your kid they're adopted.
Walking into the toilets at work I can really relate to Indiana jones- Temple of doom
3 depressing facts: 1) today is not Friday
2) tomorrow is not Friday.
3) the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
My parents have friends over for dinner, they're talking about rectal exams... WHAT THE FUCK?!
"I figure, you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It's as simple as it gets in this complicated world."
When I finish work, I'm gonna buy a big chicken pie. Then go home and cry into it.
James Brown is dead. So, what's the point in pretending any of us still have some kind of soul?
