Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Seriously people...the corndog is not going to grow it's self!
Where can I get one?!
Growing up I had school clothes and play clothes.
As an adult I have work clothes and I don't give a shit clothes.
Stars are for giving people!!
Live tweeting from my panic room.
God hates Walmart.
In related news #teamfollowback was swept out to sea...
Yawned and stretched...
Pulled an ab muscle.
Had know idea I still had those!!
May have created a masterpiece!!
Sad news is, I have to flush. It's the law!
-Do you know why i pulled u over?
-There could be a multiple number of reasons...let's start with, you're an asshole.
-step out of the car!
Made a home schooled reference and got booed.
It's not my fault your mom did that to you...
I'll star yours if you star mine...
Said the strange middle aged man.
Watching Cops again...
Still no subtitles.
Does anyone speak MethHead?
I'm not fat!
My bones are just chubby.
Do you think that little girl in the Microsoft commercial bragging about being a PC has herpes?
They're just so prone to viruses & all...
Missed the bus.
Now just standing here with my yellow rain jacket and fucking bus pass around my neck!!
Dear 2000 people the email was sent to...
Let us ALL hit 'reply all' so I can read the email over and over and over again!!
Call me the single star king.
Is it just me or does every episode of COP's need subtitles?
Sorry I don't speak trailer trash.
If I have offended you in any way, fuck you.
Today is my birthday.
I expect lots and lots of stars.
This is where you expected to read something interesting.