I'm going to spend the next year just reading back everything I've ever written in any internet forum or chatroom ever. Followed by suicide.

TIL if you clone a cat, the kitten won't have the same fur pattern as the parent. WTF?  http://www.mun.ca/biology/scarr/Cloned_Cat.html …

http://t.co/nkJDZAO4 <- Ok she's the WORST DOCTOR EVER if she's seriously putting bloodstained surgical gloves against her lips there.

@apapadimoulis I practice "guess requirements, build it, then have the boss tell me its wrong" driven design.

Remember when you were a kid and they had contests like, "win a day with the cast of Small Wonder"... those were shitty prizes.

Someday I should try liking something instead of hating everything.

I mean I'm no expert on refrigeration but I don't think the crisper is used for sanitizing your sex toys.

I wonder how many more  http://Ask.com  toolbar installs they get when Java fixes a fuckup. I wonder. #conspiracytheory

America: The Land Of Slightly Less Bullshit Than Most Other Lands

@j_random_hacker Maybe it's like a Xenu scientology UFO where it's just a DC-8 without any engines.

I load balance two pillows for better sleep throughput.

.@apapadimoulis "How is the automated user acceptance going?" "Not bad, but the automated users are just the ghosts from Pac-Man."

 http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/04/04/1518224/bitcoin-exchange-mtgox-suffers-serious-attack-instawallet-offline?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed … <- Slashdot says Mt Gox hack is a "scary reminder of how insecure ALL money is" Uh. No. Just BitCoins, you dumb shits

the voice in my head says I'm sane, but the voice in its head says I'm a little off

.@whatsplay Richard Garriott, maker of the MMO that was SUCH a failure it wasn't even worth keeping alive as a free-to-play, says you suck.

@apapadimoulis Should be a law, you can't pitch a new language/whatever until it has at least 2 non-Java-based IDEs and a working debugger

@ricknothing Monkeys are funny. I think weasels are funny too, but only when wearing little hats. Monkeys can do without the hats.

SQL Server 2008 Motto: "Our installer takes so long you'll forget what you were installing or why!"

@ricknothing Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're a modern stone-age, RACIALLY PURE, fam-i-ly!

Good design Steam: you can't send IMs while you're verifying a game cache. Because obviously those two tasks are mutually-exclusive.