Charlie Sheen has surprisingly rational objections to AA.

PSA: Do not go back in time to save your father's life. It will attract space-time dragons. #fathersday

@followintodark Sometimes I'll tell my girlfriend she smells good, and then realise it's because she's severely in need of medication. XD

@dotsam Hour long, great quality, @sheezer track. http://t.co/csOJ7o18

You know who I judge forever? People who drive automatics. Should not be on the road.

If River Song stops being on Doctor Who because she's on Private Practice, I will murder everybody.

Women should also stop judging women for how they dress. It's pointless and mean and women should all wear schoolgirl outfits, anyways. #IWD

I really hope David Tennant gets to light the torch in 2012.

Haha, guests are essentially telling the atheist host that the source of all morality is God, and he's visibly uncomfortable. XD

I swear I am going to start a free bible review site. This free bible was sent 2-day Xpresspost, but half the bible is missing.

You know what's more useful than @hashcaster? Doing a Twitter search for the hash tag.

@americanpapist I stand proudly for the notion that children deserve not to be exposed to institutional child rape.

Why are girls so much cuter in GIF form?

So black people and white Christians wanted to end segregation, leaving... atheists, Buddhists, and Mexicans opposed?

Bitcoin also makes the good person in me wonder if that computing power could actually do something useful for society.

Do you guys know if the numbers in 16 Military Wives mean anything?

Has anybody found a less awful Mail icon for Mac? The default one is super horrible, so I'm using this: pic.twitter.com/cpwTGi1M84

Thing for Internet-feminism: the "friend zone" complaint is romantic, not sexual. Nobody gets that upset over a boner.

Except the price of beer.

So @glennbeck has the most hillarious online store. He sells survival food rations.