I'd rather be alone, than be with someone who makes me feel alone.

I think and think and think, I've thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it

Light up the darkness, I'm violently in love

Religion is for people who are scared to go to hell; Spirituality is for people who have already been there.

"@bluntsnboobs: Weed my lips and legalize bong rips."

This day is only a joint away from being a good one.

The sad fact that #nazibands is trending :/

Eyes so low stomach so hungry

My mind runs I can never catch it even if I got a head start.

Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, while fucking a horse is legal in 23 states. Once again, good going America. #YouNeverDisappoint

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Livestrong? More like livewrong...

Wake and bacon

Roll up 🌈 pic.twitter.com/qJGABqSy

I wouldn't call him eye candy as much as eye pudding.

Good luck trying to control me baby. I can barely control myself ;)

Ah man, all he wants is to cuddle me c:

Wow, the things he just said was deep. I guess men have emotions after all.... Who knew?

All vagina's have a magical, mystical function - to attract a husband, after that they pretty much useless.

"@hornyfacts: Dimples are fucking attractive." Damn straight