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"You're using an older version of Twitter that won't be around much longer." Could say the same thing about the internet now.
If a man in a van was trying to bribe me w/ naps, I would get in.
Release the Kraken! I would like to see that on a pair of boxers.
There's nothing sadder than driving past a strip club w/ no cars in the parking lot and one lone stripper standing outside, smoking.
Oh gawd, Eli, I hate that I want to bang you like a screen door in a hurricane.
Betty White was the inspiration for Hugo Stiglitz in Inglourious Basterds. #BettyWhiteFacts
I appreciate The Who but I wouldn't mind seeing a titty right now honestly.
I'd like to say Vivica A. Fox has come a long way from playing Mr. Freeze's girlfriend, but she hasn't.
I'm going to go pick up my Chinese food. I got the Lonely Woman Saturday Night Special. brb!
I'm glad Michael Jordan finally decided to shave that Hitler mustache.
Betty White taught MJ how to moonwalk. #BettyWhiteFacts
Maybe someone can explain to me the difference between being celibate and just not getting any. Anyone? Bueller?
T Pain looks like he was going to get some chicken and then just decided to show up.
I can't believe we're talking about unicorn fart smells.
The Derek Zoolander Foundation for Fat Kids Who Are Fat but Not Cute Fat like the Fat Kid on Modern Family. #snl
An all white production of The Wiz. Why not just do The Wizard of Oz?! #glee
Why did no one inform me of the cupcake sandwich? And why didn't I invent this myself?
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