@BlondHousewife's (Liz T. Goddess) most faved Tweets...
Sometimes, when I feel sorry for myself. I think about the women who have slept with David Spade, and I feel better.
Corporate: In order to manage our time better, we are going to have a meeting. Me: Wouldn't our time be better managed doing our jobs?
Yes, the Mayans predicted the world to end in 2012. But not the conquistadors, those guys came out of left field.
I have some real funny new followers. The pressure is on to put on a good performance and be funny. Is this how guys feel before sex?
Corporate logic. I work for a corporation that will spend thousands of dollars to save 20 bucks. And we are one of the more successful ones.
Coworker being amusing, said I looked great in my slutty business gal costume. Unrelated: We now have an opening on staff here.
It smells like sexual frustration and Mountain Dew in the hallway. So I know the IT trolls are nearby.
#mymomsaid Be the friend that you want to have. Sometimes that ol' sauce monkey had some real lucid moments.
The tough part about working on Columbus day. I have to go home and prepare Columbus day dinner and get the gifts wrapped. And the carolers.
I just have to learn how to make the tape say "Uh-huh" at the proper times. So I can just nap during conference calls.
Corp: We may have to scale back Christmas parties. Me: What about the board of directors meeting in Hawaii this year? Corporate: No
Yes, I just realized that I referenced a man that ran for President in 1984 and won only one state. Not my fault you weren't around.
I am the antithesis of hip. I did not get a Google Wave invite today, just another invite to join AARP. Welcome to middle age, Liz.
Is it possible I have a daughter that I don't know about? She started to open my door and picked her own candy out.
Halloween is kind of wasted on us in Washington, DC. We are the ones that have to see Nancy Pelosi all the time.
I see we have misspelled words trending again. Nice to see our tax dollars being put to good use. Great job teachers union.
If my corporation was in Atlantis, they would be concerned about the gutters while the continent sinks.
I see that all is well with Twitter today. That is the third Brit.ney this morning that gets blocked. I block better than the Redskins do.
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