Dear TNT, regarding your ads for the new Dallas show. JR Ewing looks more like the priest in the Poltergeist movies now.

Marion Barry while apologizing for negative comments about Asian business owners manages to insult Polish people.

Less Betty White. More Abe Vigoda.

Most of twitter claims to hate Walmart. But they go for the competitive prices on meth in the parking lot.

To you tourists visiting Washington, DC, you are required to answer Barbara Mikulski's questions three before crossing the bridge.

Senate democrats pay female staffers less than males. http://t.co/gGQrAF4X So which side has a war on women?

Detroit to turn off half its streetlights to save money. And the burned out houses are something of a downer to see at night.

The homeless guy doesn't like when you ask if tomorrow is casual Friday for them too.

As empty as the building is, I may get a little skeet shooting in today. So I have that going for me.

Good morning one and all, I hope that everyone is having a great day.

Good night and sweet dreams wherever you may be.

Tomorrow is site visit day, so try not to kill each other before noon.

@MrWordsWorth Indeed they will.

@MrWordsWorth @AComicTragedy Careful, they are the makers of rules and I should point out, dealing with fools.

Sunset. Cracklin Rose time for most of you.

Just so you know, the Alan Parsons Project is still watching you. They don't need a warrant. #EyeInTheSky

Breaking News: Intelligence reports have leaked the tune that plays in Joe Biden's head all day, every day. ♫ http://t.co/Ci7JqjnU

If twitter had a smell, it would be 3 day old whopper in the backseat of your car. In August.

Dear Geico, your taste test ads are annoying as hell. Bring back the stinkin' cave man.

Fact: @FormerPolice calls fat, grumpy people sourdoughs.