..•..To love someone is nothing. To be loved by someone is something. But, to B loved by someone U love is EVERYTHING!..•..RT @autumntamara

What other people think of you is none of your business! If people have a problem with you… it’s THEIR problem. (via @sexcigarsbooze)

Allow me to clear up any confusion: ‘y’all’ is singular, ‘all y’all’ is plural, and ‘all y’all’s’ is plural possessive. RT @sexcigarsbooze

"Remember, Put a grain of sugar into everything you say & take a grain of salt with everything you hear"~Dixie Carter /via @foodimentary

Relationship Statuses Illustrated » http://twitpic.com/4wpjye (via @sexcigarsbooze)

Man to doctor: "I'm addicted to Twitter!"
Doctor: "Sorry, I don't follow you."
~@markblundellf1 (via @tweetsmarter)

RT @tweetsmarter: r/t 10 Reasons People Won’t follow you: http://bit.ly/4YNz4 (via @giaskincare)

Cow 1: I've just been artificially inseminated. -
Cow 2: I don't believe you. -
Cow 1: It's true, no bull (via @garretware)

9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. #rr5 (via @ruhanirabin)

You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've been. Unknown #quote (via @ruhanirabin)

RT @sexcigarsbooze: I never met a woman who didn’t like being told she was beautiful & only a fool would quit telling her after he won her.

August 25 is National Banana Split Day http://t.co/Sg2oauaC /via @foodimentary

Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder what you did last night. /via @irmitaari

KARMA is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it SMACKS you in the face. @bige8up @funnyoneliners

Cheers! September 7 is National Beer Lover’s Day (via @foodimentary)

#Alert —Osama Bin Laden death video scam spreads virally on Facebook: http://bit.ly/k4tSo1 (via @tweetsmarter)

☝ "The ~B E S T~ Things in LIFE... Aren't Things!" ~Art Buchwald #quote (via @coachdawn)

Having a place to go -is a home. Having someone to love - is a family. Having both is a blessing.... #G6 (via @iquotesg6)

#DearYou, I know it's hard & u may feel like giving up but remain strong, you're almost there #RemainHopeful (via @mulahtruth)

RT @sexcigarsbooze: If the grass looks greener on the other side, their water bill is higher.