Emeli Sande looks like Jess Ennis…"emeli sande" is an anagram of "jess ennis"…600+60+6 = 666…illuminati.

How can this be fact if Sherlock was fiction? RT @whattheffacts: To stimulate his brain, Sherlock Holmes would inject cocaine into his body

That's why I only help sexies RT @uberfacts: We are more likely to help people who resemble us.

"@akdotik: Are you the darkest person in your family #IGetThatAlot ¬_¬" looool ur the darkest in the country, how can any1 ask that?!

Matt Jarvis a perennial relegation battler costed £10M but Podolski a successful, seasoned international costed what £9.6M?

RT @emanuelstyles: lisaraye or stacey dash | Lisaraye

Awkward silence is so much better than awkward talking.

Your mum won National Farmer of the Year in Mozambique in 2009 (@bunnylexia live on http://t.co/akAZvbbv)

Just because it fits within 140 characters doesn't mean it needs to be tweeted.

Oi Ashleys http://t.co/gvKzXNsG

Arsenal need to sort RVP situation, shift dead-weight & add winning mentality. All three need to be done before season starts or no trophy.

For a while Arsenal pretty much played 4-2-4...mad fluid, Bergkamp dropping, Henry drifting left, Pires cutting in, cole overlap...

RT @uberfacts: By peeing in the shower, you can save 1,157 gallons of water a year. http://t.co/oSvh84K5

Some guys too RT @shailzzzy: Ladies better ghost from the TL today man. Don't want to be hearing any foolish football talk.

Twitter is my platform to express my deepest, darkest thoughts. In real life, they don't need to be said but they do need to be released.

RT @thefunnyracist: Why do black people run away from chainsaws? RUN-nigga-nigga-nigga, RUN-nigga-nigga-nigga... http://t.co/IS0089sb

I hope you get all the shisha you want and that your arranged marriage isn't to your cousin so your children can have 4 limbs and no more.

MID: Song, Arteta, Wilshere, Coquelin, Frimpong, Ramsey, Diaby...FW: Walcott, AOC, RVP, Podolski, Gervinho, Miyaichi, Chamakh

GK: Szcz, Fabianski, Martinez...DF: Sagna, Kos, Verm, Gibbs, Jenkinson, Mertesacker, Djourou, Santos...

I can't eat bananas in public without feeling like a monkey. The White man has that hold over me.